Top 5 Celebrity Man Boobs

By Yosef Solomon on August 5th, 2009

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Every celebrity hits a point in their career where they no longer care about their physical physique. Whether it’s the enormous amount of fame, money, or women, most of these guys could care less about their knockers. So we here at Manolith decided to spotlight a few guys, who aren’t afraid to let there titties hang. Without further ado, check out Manolith’s Official Top 5 Celebrity Man Boobs:

5) Alex Rodriguez

Many of you wouldn’t have thought A-Rod would make the list, but a lot has changed since his earlier years on the Mariners. Could a certain type of substance do this to your body…? I don’t know, but as for the picture, I’m just as perplexed as you.

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4) Kim Jong Il

As one of the most dangerous dictators in the world, Kim Jong Ill has a premature set of man boobs. At this angle you can’t really tell, but let me tell ya, those bad boys got potential. You gotta give it to him though. No matter how out of shape the guy is, he still manages to scare the rest of the world with his nuclear testing and hairstyles.

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3) Simon Cowell

The American Idol Judge we love to hate is in the hot seat this time. This guy may have been a bit more toned in his heyday, but now he’s making Paula Abdul jealous. His tight shirts don’t help either. He might want to get on the Ryan Seacrest diet if you know what I mean.

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2) Jack Nicholson

Sorry Jack, but, “We can’t handle the boobs.” Honestly, Jack Nicholson doesn’t have to be ashamed of his mantitties. This is probably the only non-basketball player to hookup with more Laker girls than Wilt Chamberlain. No seriously, someone give this guy a championship ring. Phil has 10, Kobe has four, but this guy has been there longer than both of them combined.

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1) Rick Ross

Rounding out the list for the “biggest man boobs we’ve seen thus far” is none other than rapper Rick Ross. He’s probably the only guy on this list (with exception to Jack Nicholson) who wouldn’t be in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. We congratulate and salute Rick Ross for keeping the endangered celebrity man boob alive. Bawse!

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Honorable Mention: “The Governator”

Arnold Schwarzneggar
Even though he doesn’t have the healthiest of man boobs, we still had to show Schwarzenegger love. He might have been the strongest man in the world at one point, but those days are long behind him.

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And in case you were interested, here’s MAD’s guide to Man Boobs:

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