By Ned Hepburn on August 5th, 2009
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Comments
FC
August 5th, 2009 - 10:29:48 AM
I'd have to go with one of those sushi on a naked chick deals.
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Natasha
August 5th, 2009 - 10:38:42 AM
A mountain made of Twinkies!
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Jeremy
August 5th, 2009 - 10:58:01 AM
I'd have to go with Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, I would die with a full stomach and be in such a food coma after that I'd be fine with death
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Ben
August 5th, 2009 - 11:26:53 AM
a carrot cake with a file in it! obviously
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Garrett
August 5th, 2009 - 2:55:48 PM
A kobe beef steak the size of a cow and a barrel-sized chocolate milkshake. By the time I'm done, I'll want to die!
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ShootingStarsMag
August 5th, 2009 - 4:45:38 PM
My death row meal will be very random and it'll probably make me feel so sick I'll WANT to die... -chinese: chicken fried rice, sweet and sour chicken, and two egg rolls -some coke AND chocolate milk. gotta have both -mocha chip ice cream. two scoops please if I'm going to be dying anyway. -this great pizza that we have around. it's just the best ever so just slap that onto my order -MILK CHOCOLATE. I'm a girl, I gotta have some before I reach my death day. -Lauren
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Valerie
August 5th, 2009 - 4:55:40 PM
Well first off-yummy shrimp, hot tea, lettuce wraps and noodles from P.F. Changs Then a big cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory -drool- I would be very happy =)
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AllysonAnnette Allen
August 5th, 2009 - 9:22:56 PM
My last meal would be worldly.One egg roll, wash down w/JD & lemonade. Chicken Wings & celery sticks.Hot tortilla soup,one large order Baby Back Ribs with extra sauce with Aussie chips. One Frosty & a shot of Cuban coffee.
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Michael
August 6th, 2009 - 4:15:56 PM
The failed pig-monkey you've featured all month looks delicious. That seved with scrambled turtle-chicken eggs and toast would be delicious and last-meal worthy
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Michele P.
August 9th, 2009 - 7:58:12 PM
First, I would start off with a couple of tacos with carne asada from a local street vendor, wash it down with a Diet Coke of course. Then eat a Guatemalan pork tamale and a few chiles rellenos with jalapenos for good measure. I'd skip the dessert and ask for a Sex on the Beach-and savor it slowly through a straw. Hot, spicy and a little Sex on the side, couldn't ask for much more than that!
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j chaborek
August 10th, 2009 - 12:20:53 AM
Human with a side of french toast & a Pepsi.
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Kevin
August 24th, 2009 - 1:42:28 PM
Fried Bald Eagle, I'm not sure this would be allowed, but thats what I'd want. No one else will have tasted something so succulent.
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