Mugshot Monday: Axl Rose

By Ned Hepburn on August 3rd, 2009

Oh, Axl. “Chinese Democracy” sucked so hard it could suck the chrome off a doorknob. It was just plain awful. You really need to go back to Indiana, cause a ruckus, and get arrested again. As a brief resident of that region of the Midwest, I can see why you rebelled against the proletariat, but Axl, you should just get that energy back. Stop it with the muscle building and the Billy-Mays-Beard you have going, and the “I listen to World Music” ponytail, and the ill fitting suits. Go back to being batshit crazy in the good way. Go back to banging supermodels and drinking whiskey. None of us like this “Green Tea” version of you. Or maybe we do, because you haven’t so much as given a solid interview where you actually open up and give real talk in like seventeen years.