Hey guys! You like music? I bet you do! Why don’t you come over here and win an iTunes gift card for $25? Think about it! Just leave a comment answering this question: What would be the next ideal Apple invention?
Around the office we’ve already come up with:
- iHole – a sexual hole for the discerning sexual person. Available in white and black.
- iKnow, Right? – a computerized version of your girlfriend’s best friend who always agrees with her.
- iGive Up – basically a small computer chip that plays soothing jazz music and tells you “its going to be ok, relax, buddy”. And then it books you a table at a diner where you can sit and look pensive and look out the window.
Comments
Yura Salter
July 29th, 2009 - 10:50:06 AM
iWhore: While you can't have google voice, you can have pictures of scantly clad women talking dirty and dancing just for you. Also in the next update to be approved by apple, we will allow users under 18 to post their pictures and video's. Also check out our other apps like: iStrip Pole iWant You In Bed And the Number One APP thanks to all the FANS: iNaked
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Simon Bingham
July 29th, 2009 - 1:19:39 PM
ifaux: Wo needs a real iphone when you can own the same status symbol without all the bells and whistles? The ifaux looks just like a real iphone, but does absolutely nothing at all except run a single useless app called iWish. Impress women with your uber-cool gadget at a fraction of the cost. Appear tech savvy even though you don't even know how to open your fridge, let alone a file on your desk top. Be on the cutting edge...at least in appearance. After all...isn't that what Apple is all about?
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Scott
July 29th, 2009 - 1:20:40 PM
iSee...a binocular/monocular with a screen. Perfect for sports enthusiasts...or voyeurs.
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Stan
July 29th, 2009 - 3:16:16 PM
iDo let's everyone know what you did and how well you did them.
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azra
July 29th, 2009 - 3:52:57 PM
iCant- excuse creator. Perfect for students.
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Ryan Helsing
July 29th, 2009 - 4:26:49 PM
iBeer ... same beer, just in a aesthetically pleasing can.
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Valerie
July 29th, 2009 - 5:49:57 PM
iRun-Running expensive shoes that track how many steps have been taken
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Rory
July 29th, 2009 - 9:09:40 PM
iGag - An intuitive and groundbreaking device that would shut up the god damn Apple fanatics.
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jireckagic
July 30th, 2009 - 5:31:54 AM
IPickUp - a photo recognition device that analyzes the photo of a girl at the bar you took and matches it with a comprehensive list of pick up lines that would work for her. There can also be an application within the application that assures you she is not worth it after she rejects you.
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lilfella
July 30th, 2009 - 10:34:09 AM
iGet it—for the people that love to brag about "whatever". My Uncle Paul needs this, he's always bragging about all the petite ladies he brings home.
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medioro.com
July 30th, 2009 - 6:38:01 PM
iFanboi - a netbook/touchscreen that compiles all the mac features that fanbois brag about.
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Adolph Oliver Bush
July 30th, 2009 - 8:30:48 PM
iBLOW- Not only making a personal statement, but with "life-like" drug effects, you can be just as cool as you were in the 80s. Or taken another way, not so subliminal advertising to the only skill you probably possess.
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Trevor Kasai
July 31st, 2009 - 8:19:21 PM
tivo for radio, so you can listen to your favorite stations morning shows, or in case you just missed the latest development on the swine flu.. you have total control for with podio.
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Ingram
August 4th, 2009 - 1:43:57 AM
iSuck The iSuck's name has two meanings. It is a personal blowjob machine, hence, iSuck. Secondly, if you need a personal blowjob machine... you suck.
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Hanyuee
August 13th, 2009 - 12:38:46 PM
Ihelp an app that can answer any question from the start of the earth to now/
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howii
August 17th, 2009 - 11:51:24 AM
iboner makes sounds of a female orgasm and makes you get a boner
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Bill-C
August 30th, 2009 - 11:15:00 PM
Maybe iREC: a software that can help you record your voice, make your own song, and send it to your own space.
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Joe
August 31st, 2009 - 7:36:47 AM
RE:"howii iboner makes sounds of a female orgasm and makes you get a boner" What does a female orgasm sound like? Can you send me a clip? iVirgin -> me iHorny -> me again iMasterbate -> you guessed it.
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