World Of Warcraft Movie Announced; Nerd Boners Rise Like The Broadsword Of A Level 3 Mage.

By Ned Hepburn on July 22nd, 2009

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Oh dear God if I can’t get my movie “Timmy: The Lovable Stable Table” made in Hollywood and then shit like this gets made what in the world is going on? It appears that a World Of Warcraft movie has been greenlit and is to be released in 2011 with Spiderman and Evil Dead director Sam Raimi at the helm. Thats a full two years for nerds to hold a boner.

Not much has been announced other than Sam Raimi as the director as soon as he’s done with Spiderman 4, although one can only speculate who will play the scary monsters and wizards and all those other things. Perhaps Amy Winehouse will come out of self imposed retirement? We shall keep you posted.

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  1. h

    July 23rd, 2009 - 1:15:38 AM

    jghjhh

  2. Ur

    July 23rd, 2009 - 10:58:13 AM

    1) Mages can't carry broadswords. 2) No one gets a boner at level 3. 3) The movie hasn't just been "announced", it's been a long time since they said a WoW movie was going to be made. 4) NEEEERRRDDRAGEEEE

  3. ack

    July 23rd, 2009 - 12:19:25 PM

    Do you pay retarded midgets to come up with headlines?

  4. soem dude

    July 23rd, 2009 - 12:43:24 PM

    -3 nerd cred points.

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