I’m not one to cast aspersions on anyone’s hobby, no matter how odd; as long as no one’s getting hurt, what business is it of mine? At the same time, I must say that I’m always surprised and entertained when I discover exactly how odd some of these hobbies can be. Case in point: did you know that there’s a Guinness World Record for Strongest Vaginal Muscles?
What’s more, did you further know that that record has recently been broken by the previous record holder? It’s true: 42 year old Tatiata Kozhevnikova has overcome her previous record by lifting a 14 kilogram (just a little over 30 pounds) glass ball using the muscles in her vagina.
Claiming that she began working on her internal strength after noticing how weak those muscles had become after giving birth, Kozhevnikova heartily recommends the exercise to all women. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she notes. I’m really tempted here to make one of those jokes about how “In Russia, x does YOU”, but for the life of me, I can’t quite make it work. Or maybe I’m just afraid to.
This isn’t what I thought it was. I thought it was going to be about Chris Martin bodybuilding.