This just in, on the tails of the previous news of a different World Record being broken: On Saturday, July 11th at 3 PM, Virginia’s nudist camp White Tail Resort will host the latest attempt to break the current Guinness World Record for Largest Simultaneous Skinny Dip.
Normally the Resort maintains an admission fee, but Saturday and Sunday will the camp will be available to all, as part of their annual Open House. It’s hoped that enough new people will come to make this potential World Record a success. And if not, there will at least be random sex.
Imagine being the Guinness official charged with the task of verifying that yes, not only are there enough people to break the record, but also, yes, they’re all naked. I can’t decide whether it would be better to find someone who’s bisexual, or someone who’s a eunuch. Because getting just your average hard-working Joe to take this job on wouldn’t be taking full advantage of the situation. No, you want either someone who’s gonna love the job, and therefore makes extra sure that each person’s completely assessed (rowr) or someone who sees people as mere numbers, and therefore obsessed with just the quality of the reckoning. I don’t know, I can’t decide which is going to make a funnier subject for the inevitable National Lampoon movie!
Comments
Steve
July 13th, 2009 - 8:54:05 AM
The author is obviously a moron. There was no "random sex" at this event. This was a family-oriented, AANR-sanctioned attempt to set a world record for a legitimate publication. It was not what your narrow mind would like to drool about. Social nudity has nothing to do with sex. It is stupid people like this who give nudism a bad name. Please find a subject you know something about for your self-amusement.
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Randy
July 13th, 2009 - 4:08:50 PM
Across the North American Continent, many thousands joined together in a clean, wholesome and fun celebration of skinny dipping. Many people decided to join in the fun of setting this Guinness World Record, and found out that skinny dipping in a public setting is comfortable, fun and a great social activity. One young adult told me that she had no idea that we would be real people just having fun "naturally, the American way". She was amazed at how comfortable swimming was, wearing only her birthday suit. When you bring up the subject of skinny dipping, you almost always see a smile in return. It seems that everyone has a pleasant memory of skinny dipping in their past. If you haven't tried skinny dipping in an appropriate location, such as Whitetail Resort, you owe it to yourself to have this adventure, at least once in your life.
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