WTF? Advertising – Roller Skating Babies

You know how watching a bunch of babies on roller skates makes you thirsty?

No? Okay, weirdo.

Well, for the rest of us, the link between roller skating babies and the need for an ice-cold beverage is all too obvious. And if the ad folks at Evian have anything to do with it, they want you reaching for one of their over-priced bottles of water every time you see those crazy babies ripping it up in their quads.

If you’re still asking yourself, “what the hell is this guy talking about,” then just do yourself a favor and watch the commercial (but then keep on reading for more of my hilariously sarcastic commentary):

Okay, I know this is supposed to be cute, but seriously? I’m pretty sure this is just about the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life (yes, even creepier than spiders!). I don’t know about you, but if I saw a gang of babies roller-skating towards me in the park, I’d probably run screaming into the hills, never to return to human society. And if they cornered me before I could escape, well then I just hope my three classes of Tae Kwon Do in 7th grade would be enough to keep me alive – because it’s either me…OR THEM!