Chris Brown’s $300,000 Douchebag Necklace

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By Ned on July 7, 2009

Image via MrPaparazzi.com

Chris Brown shocked partygoers at Puff Daddy / P Diddy / Sean Combs / Steve Buscemi / Puffy’s “Malaria No More” Party with his gaudy pendant that says “OOPS!” in about $300k worth of jewels. Look, Chris Brown really is a turd. Hitting women is one thing, but spending $300k on a JOKEY PENDANT to sort of LAUGH IT OFF? The guy is seriously deranged. Why don’t you just stick some diamonds on a trombone and walk around the party going “waaaah waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”, Chris? Do you walk around Children’s Hospitals smoking cigars, too? What a d-bag. We’ve got a picture of the necklace here made by “Jason Of Beverly Hills”. it seriously looks like someone just took a Bedazzler to a shitty pendant.
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Reader Comments

  1. Tina July 7, 2009 - 10:24 pm

    So he is a douche for getting this chain? Chains themselves make no sense to me but don’t be mad @ him for making fun of himself while everyone in the world is coming down on him. Celebrities do messed up stuff all the time and they are forgiven for them to keep doing the same damn thing. Ur a douche for even making this a story…smh

  2. Ned Hepburn July 8, 2009 - 1:08 am

    making fun of himself? dude beat Rihanna till she was unrecognizable.

    go read a book.

  3. Call Center Outsourcing Services July 8, 2009 - 1:29 am

    I think the chain speaks for itself. “Oops! I spent 300 grand on a chain that says ‘Oops!’”

  4. kentro July 8, 2009 - 8:12 am

    wait….. steve buscemi? what does he have to do with any of those people?

  5. LSS July 8, 2009 - 10:37 am

    Sell it to Cash4Gold

  6. Dazzler July 10, 2009 - 11:18 am

    how do we know that the chain even refers to his situation with rihanna? lmao people really need to stop reaching for things that ain’t even there.

  7. Cash4necklace September 4, 2009 - 9:56 am

    He deserves to be smacked in the face and have that necklace taken, sold for probably half of what he bought it for, then have the money given to the NAACP. Maybe then chris can positively effect the world…

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