Condiment Gun Inspires Many Puns; Flavors.

By Ned Hepburn on June 30th, 2009

You’re looking at The Condiment Gun, a gun that – yes – shoots – you guessed it – condiments. Obviously you will be needing one this summer to keep up with the Joneses, the Jims, and the Jameson’s. For a mere $25 you too may have the Summer’s ultimate weapon / awesome gun shaped condiment shooting accessory. Who says men don’t need accessories? They should give every boy that turns 18 one of these along with their draft card. Buy it here, and marvel at how rad it is, and put those ugly red and yellow bottles to rest because we are living in the future now. A future where condiments run free like a waterfall of greatness and masulinity, where ketchup and mustard flow like the menses of Aphrodite and the blood of the God Of War respectivley. Great power comes with great responsibility.