Watch This – Comfort Wipe Commercial

By Jeff Wysaski on June 29th, 2009

Move over Snuggy, there’s a new crap product in town. Introducing the Comfort Wipe:

The description of the video says you’ll think this is an SNL commercial spoof. But I find this 100 times more hilarious than anything Saturday Night Live has done in a long time.

I don’t know which part is funniest – the lady demonstrating “18-inches of reach,” the big guy with all his advantages and disadvantages or the old lady who somehow needs help wiping her butt without the Comfort Wipe, but not with it.

Okay, it’s the old lady.

I also like how the spokes-lady calls the Comfort Wipe a modern alternative to “archaic and disgusting” toilet paper. NEWSFLASH LADY: you still need toilet paper to use the Comfort Wipe!

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m sure not going to put an 18-inch plastic rod anywhere near my poop shoot. Sadly, I don’t think that’s going to stop this horrendous product from being an explosive success (and yes, I mean explosive as in butt diarrhea).