24 Awesomely-Lascivious and Sexually-Suggestive Ads

By Sean Percival on June 29th, 2009

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Sex sells. No doubt about it. You know it, I know it and the people in charge of pitching their products and services to us definitely know it. It’s no surprise that over the years advertising has become increasingly suggestive and provocative with the limits being pushed further every day. Here’s a look at some recent ads that were completely shameless in using the sex factor to pump up sales.

Well Rounded Lifestyle

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Condom ads are generally creative, clever and often funny, but this ad for Lifestyle condoms uses the seemingly innocent phrase “well-rounded” next to a near perfect female bottom to really turn up the heat and inspire your imagination.

Calvin Klein Orgy Billboard

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Calvin Klein is no stranger to sexy and suggestive ads that push the limits, but this orgy billboard in SoHo stirred serious controversy. CK took so much heat for the ad, it was quickly replaced with a different, but still sexy, ad featuring a dripping wet model in a tiny red bikini.

Guess Who’s Dry Humping

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Guess is also known for provocative and racy ads and this jeans ad was no exception. Models Clint Mauro and Irina Shayk grope at each other and dry hump in this spicy ad series.

Gain Confidence and Respect

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According to the commercials, Enzyte helped Bob gain respect at the clubhouse and gratitude from his wife. Bob is the owner of the company and is now doing 25 years in the clink for fraud related to the herbal supplement, although the Enzyte ads still run on late night television.

At Home with the Beckhams

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Meet the Beckhams. He’s a soccer star and she’s a Spice Girl. In their spare time, they like to lounge around seductively in their underwear from Emporio Armani.

Goodbye Bush

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This clever ad for a hair removal product ran after the election. There were no sexy or suggestive images in the ad, but it got the point across in just two words: Goodbye Bush.

Hooters: Best Food Anywhere

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Let’s face it. Hooters could sell french fried assholes and still be packed every time they’re open. The food may be delicious, but that’s not the attraction here.

He Thought Long and Hard

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When Philippe Starck was designing “Long and Hard” he may not have considered the implications of the name. Every woman wants to shop here.

Dorito Bikini

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This inventive Doritos ad uses a single corn chip as the triangle patch on a girl’s bikini. It’s cute and amusing and has made many men look at Doritos in a different light.

She Wants Seven Inches

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So what is Burger King trying to suggest here? They offer the “BK Super Seven Incher” that will, apparently, blow your mind away. The blonde girl with her mouth open in an O shape looks as though she is ready to take those seven inches in one gulp.

It’s All About Shoes

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A woman is laying on her back, with her dress hiked up, one foot in the air – what exactly is J. Bournazos trying to sell here? Oh, it’s shoes. Of course. Why would anyone think otherwise?

Oh, Excuse Me

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This jeans ad makes you feel as though you’ve walked in on an intimate moment between the models. The sexiest jeans ads are always the ones that imply the models will not be wearing them much longer.

Gorgeous Air Bags

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Airbags? Seriously? Mercedes took some flack for this ad from feminists who found it degrading to woman. Men love the S-Class and “natural” airbags and didn’t seem to have a problem with the ad.

Play Hard

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The more you play with it, the harder it gets and you know if you want to be good at it, you have to practice hard.

I Do Feel Thirsty

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Hey, Blackjack cola – what does a glistening naked ass have to do with your product? Well, yeah, I am hot and thirsty, actually.

Fun For Everyone

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Let’s not kid ourselves here and say that breast implants are to make women feel better about themselves and improve confidence. If they do that, great; however, when you give the gift of implants you also get something you can enjoy for years to come. It’s a swell investment.

Rigid Pickes Rule

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A fresh pickle always stands at attention and nobody likes an impotent.. um.. soggy pickle. Just look how much more attractive the rigid one is.

Now She Does It Every Day

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She used to do what once a week? Diddle herself? Have random sex with strangers? Call her mother? The ad doesn’t say exactly, but it’s believed to be a fitness billboard.

Gangbang and Voyeurism

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This Dolce & Gabbana ad looks like a promotion for gang bang and voyeur night at the hottest local sex club.

Women Love Bread

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Bread. Quite possibly the world’s most perfect food. The ad says “Bread is Life,” but it looks more like a representative of the hot beef injection food group was placed in the bread basket.

Dirty, Dirty Girl

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She’s a dirty, dirty girl. Wash her up with Lynx shower gel.

Sexy, Sexy… Toilet Paper?

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Is there anything sexier than toilet paper? We honestly had no idea a concrete room with a toilet and roll of Renova toilet paper could bring so much pleasure.

She Likes Large Meat

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Carl’s Jr. gives it to you straight in it’s big burger ads. It’s not the first time the burger chain has run suggestive ads. A few years ago Paris Hilton starred in a Carl’s Jr. commercial in which she enjoyed a large piece of meat. Not a first for her either.