Perez Hilton beat up by Black Eyed Peas Member Will.i.Am

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By Ned on June 22, 2009

Isn’t that dude a fucking hologram or something? And a midget? Motherfucker totally looks like a leprechaun.

ANYWAY so around midnight on Sunday in Toronto (of all places) it appears that Perez’s Twitter suddenly blew up with updates. Well, these updates below:

Perez-Hilton-Beat-Up-By-Will.i.am-Twitter

No joke. What do you think it was about? I’m sorry, but the thought of Will.i.am beating anybody up with that fucking terrible Fedora on is just h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s. He has security guards? That motherfucker thinks he’s John Lennon or something.

Wait, wait, wait. Will.i.am. Do you know how annoying it is to type in your name? I’m sorry dude, but despite the fact that Perez ISN’T CALLING THE FUCKING COPS and instead HE’S TWITTERING ABOUT IT… that’s just hilarious… I’m going to have to side with Perez here. Beating up a blogger? Really, Will.i.am? What a total asshole.

UPDATE: It appears the Toronto police are with Perez now. Holy fucking shit. That’s ridiculous. Of all the people in the world to beat anybody else up in the world. I mean, think about it. Wow. It’s so totally random.

UPDATE 2:

Will.i.Am responds and makes a very valid point about Twittering instead of calling 911. Fuck it. I’m back on team Will.i.Am. BOOM BOOM POWWWW.

Reader Comments

  1. maria June 22, 2009 - 1:34 am

    hahahahha :DD

  2. boom boom pow June 22, 2009 - 1:50 am

    he put that boom boom pow down on perez

  3. Bob June 22, 2009 - 3:22 am

    Yes! About Time someone beat perez’s ass!

  4. AV June 22, 2009 - 4:31 am

    Will.i.Am has posted a response: http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/music/2009/06/22/perez-gets-boom-boom-powed/

  5. mthirteen June 22, 2009 - 6:47 am

    god stop fucking twittering and dial 911 idiot

  6. scarx June 22, 2009 - 2:31 pm

    hahahahahahaha LMAO!!!!

  7. christian magazine June 22, 2009 - 9:49 pm

    nice job will i am… too bad you did not really beat him up… :D

  8. DariaDAMMIT June 22, 2009 - 9:58 pm

    Happy that you had fun with this, Ned. Appropriate that I’m listening to “Rip Her to Shreds”.That seems to be Perez’s theme song. If it wasn’t for his semi-skank cousin’s antics a few years ago, he’d still be….NOWHERE!
    I agree with Curt.He NEEDS a smackdown every day.But he’d probably enjoy that too much.How bout sticking him in a room with Ann Coutler every day for a few hours or making him have sex with her? That’d be better.

  9. Shamrockdoc June 23, 2009 - 1:59 am

    Ned, Will.i.am. is the man. He ALWAYS comes correct, and speaks peace out of his mouth. ‘Glad you’re “back on team Will.i.am”. Perez Hilton thinks that he can just say anything and not bare the consequences. It’s going to be open season on his evil, self-aggrandizing ass, if he does not change. There is going to start being drive-by ass whoopins in this drama girl’s future.

  10. Jim June 23, 2009 - 5:15 pm

    I thought you had to take a number to punch thus guy out. I’ve been waiting patiently to make him cry. Who is this guy from the black eyed peas to jump the line?

  11. Ken June 23, 2009 - 6:18 pm

    I do not condone violence expect when it comes to beating Perez’s ass. Good job!
    Can we keep the cycle going? Who else can beat him like the little bitch he is? (No offense to bitches)

  12. Al June 23, 2009 - 8:18 pm

    That is just too funny. If anyone needed a smack, it’s Hilton.

  13. Wm.Clark Drew II July 26, 2009 - 10:24 pm

    Too bad that Fergie’s husband,Actor Josh Duhamel did’nt kick Perez Hilton’s ass,he would’ve done it if he had been there!!

  14. Ross September 26, 2009 - 5:27 am

    I Gotta Feeling that you are both to blame.

    Come on will.i.am get a grip next time you feel like going BOOM BOOM POW Don’t.

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