Isn’t that dude a fucking hologram or something? And a midget? Motherfucker totally looks like a leprechaun.
ANYWAY so around midnight on Sunday in Toronto (of all places) it appears that Perez’s Twitter suddenly blew up with updates. Well, these updates below:
No joke. What do you think it was about? I’m sorry, but the thought of Will.i.am beating anybody up with that fucking terrible Fedora on is just h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s. He has security guards? That motherfucker thinks he’s John Lennon or something.
Wait, wait, wait. Will.i.am. Do you know how annoying it is to type in your name? I’m sorry dude, but despite the fact that Perez ISN’T CALLING THE FUCKING COPS and instead HE’S TWITTERING ABOUT IT… that’s just hilarious… I’m going to have to side with Perez here. Beating up a blogger? Really, Will.i.am? What a total asshole.
UPDATE: It appears the Toronto police are with Perez now. Holy fucking shit. That’s ridiculous. Of all the people in the world to beat anybody else up in the world. I mean, think about it. Wow. It’s so totally random.
Will.i.Am responds and makes a very valid point about Twittering instead of calling 911. Fuck it. I’m back on team Will.i.Am. BOOM BOOM POWWWW.