Michael Phelps Mustache
By Yosef Solomon on June 18, 2009
Michael Phelps is the latest victim to bad mustache syndrome. Following in the steps of Lakers forward Adam Morrison, Phelps decided to go with the handlebar style that makes him look like a bit suspect. He lost his good boy image when he was caught smoking weed, but getting the Ron Jeremy ’stache shouldn’t be the answer.
In my opinion he should’ve gotten the Lil Wayne dreads. Yeah it would’ve taken a lot longer to grow, and slow him down a bit in the pool, but then that would make the swim races fair again. The ’stache is cool though I guess. As long as he doesn’t change his name to Earl and become a volunteer firefighter.
This is like gossip for guys under a slightly less shameful name. You’re worse than the Ten Worst Dresses on the red carpet type of thing :). Not that I’m complaining. It’s fun to see what guys deem newsworthy…