Click on image for the details of the haggard Barenaked Bro’s grisly arrest
You might think this guy looks somewhat haggard. Nah, “disheveled IT guy on a three day whippits and Jameson binge” is totally the new look. Don’t you read the fashion rags every once in a while? Karl Lagerfeld has a huge boner for this. No joke. Fuck skinny jeans – everyone in New York will be doing this in six months.
Oh wait, this is the dude from the Barenaked Ladies? Allow me to gloss over the “One Week” puns and go straight to the fact that this dude looks double plus haggard. The worst part is that any one of those guys ever got laid (have you seen their album covers?). Can you imagine the stories those groupies have? It’d be some serious Abbot & Costello “Who’s On First?” shit:
“Katrina, you had sex with a bare naked lady?”
“Yeah Janeane, but let me tell you, it was awful. At least the dudes in Stryper had God on their side”.
Comments
sofa king
June 15th, 2009 - 12:56:00 PM
Doing coke is a grisly crime?
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ned
June 15th, 2009 - 1:31:14 PM
@sofaking no, he just looks like a bear.
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Dan
June 15th, 2009 - 1:45:58 PM
looks more like 'one week' since he's showered! sorry
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