Jenny Lewis is the singer from Rilo Kiley. She could give wood to a man made entirely out of metal. She is just that hot.
Jenny Lewis is also amazing because she was in The Wizard, the 1989 Fred Savage vehicle about video game competitions. You may remember that movie for its liberal use of the Powerglove. But I digress. Jenny is a genius of words. Her new album, Acid Tongue, is NAMED AFTER DOING DRUGS. HOW COOL IS THAT? That is some next-level thinking, because God knows that if you were 17 again by the sound of the album your mom wouldn’t be all “what is that racket?”, but if you told her it was called “Acid Tongue” she’d take it away from you in an instant. And you’d be all bummed out. And then you’d stare at the Jenny Lewis poster on your wall and drool a little.
This one time Jenny Lewis was over at my house and we we’re playing Strip Wii-Bowling and eating tacos and listening to Michael McDonald singing ‘What A Fool Believes’ and Jenny Lewis turned to me and said “you know, I hope we are both having this same dream because if this ever happened in real life the world would implode into never ending happiness” and I was all like “yeah, babe” and totally made out with her.
(Photo By: Randy Fukunaga and Pinkbelt
Comments
simon
June 11th, 2009 - 8:56:37 AM
You're FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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Kaitlin
June 11th, 2009 - 10:38:03 AM
Jenny is hot!! And she has mad style, too. Good story, Ned.
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larry
June 11th, 2009 - 10:48:44 AM
would raw dogg his chick no doubt
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