How much does it have to suck to look like somebody famous? Sure, it might get you a few cocktails here and there, but what if you work at a bail bonds place and look like George Clooney? Or you look like Madonna and you work as a receptionist? It’s lookalike, folks. Straight and plain lookout. It’s a blessing and a curse: because you KNOW you can go to ComicCon and get laid, or that some rando lady will find you as dreamy as the REAL Mel Gibson, but in your heart of hearts, your name is Steve and you work in accounting.
And how bad would that be when you go home to your Van Nuys apartment with a tear in your eye and your IKEA futon? What will your cat and refrigerator full of condiments say about you? Will they laugh at you? You bet they will. It’s a lonely road to walk down, the Celebrity Lookalike Road.
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Will
June 9th, 2009 - 12:01:47 PM
i dunno, i bet these dudes do it on purpose. i mean, if they changed their hair, put on some glasses, maybe a different outfit... no one would ever stop them. or so i would think
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