Pucca Chukka’s
I’m just saaaaaaaayin’ that you should probably start wearing a pair of these Chukka shoes by Sperry right about now. Why? Because they’re awesome. I know “awesome” doesn’t convey much, especially on a site like this, because our whole SITE is dedicated to awesome, but you should really consider buyin’ a pair of these.
They straddle the lines. Like classy, as in Hello there, my name is Adam and I would like to take your daughters hand in marriage and as you can see my feet are equipped for any terrain or occasion. And they also straddle the line of throwing up outside the bar and calling up your three most recent ex girlfriends to ask them if they would all like to partake in a game of “Wheres The Ferret”. Did that not make sense? Then you are not living my friend.
These Chukka’s are available on the jocktastic J. Crew website. The good thing about the J. Crew website is you don’t look like a total douchebag for shopping on their website, located here.
Get a pair of these for spring or summer wear. Don’t mess it up and wear those 5 year old flip flops. You will never get laid in those. Ever. I don’t care what the voice inside your head tells you.
right. sandals, much like cargo shorts, are sexual negatives of the highest order. no one gets in the guts wearing that shit.