If you’re not the kind of person that enjoys having dinner parties, you’d probably be fine with having this bad boy in your living room. It’s a sexy chair (!) that you use to have sex on. Tantric sex. A very special hours upon hours of sex having-on chair. Do you think anyone would sit on this thing just to watch TV? It looks dirty as it is, before you even find out it’s a sex chair. Why would you need this, anyway? Do you get it because you are too boring to go get a bag o’ lube, a Michael McDonald greatest hits album, and a bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey™? Trust me. That will be a good night for you.
For those of you who don’t know, Tantric sex is special sex that lasts forever and ever until the cows come home. Its biggest practitioner is Sting (yes, that Sting). It’s kind of the barely-moving sex that some call “puppy bumping” but I guess it works for some people.
The song in the video on their website is hilarious. Check them out, maybe it’s your thing! Maybe not.
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John
June 3rd, 2009 - 5:06:41 PM
pretty lol video. anyone know if it works?
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