Comments on: “Cheesus” Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag

By: Christine

Christine — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:54:34 +0000

Ok- my nephew & i were looking very very very hard & i don’t think that it looks like any. I think they must have been on really strong drugs in order to see Jesus. My nephew say it looks like a person sleep walking. He is 12 yrs old so now he is on a mission of trying to find a chesus in a cheetos bag. I’m not joking he is looking at each one & asking so what does that look like.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:09:08 +0000

Thank you so much for having this site. It’s hard to find good wholesome sites on the internet and this was such a joy to literally stumble upon. God bless!

By: nailliK

nailliK — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:00:41 +0000

I think it looks like a homeless dude asking for some change. Maybe they’ll find his little cheeto sign sayin’ he’s down on his luck in another bag.

By: Tiffany meyer&& bethany wilcox&&tay

Tiffany meyer&& bethany wilcox&&tay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:22:15 +0000

ok so we were observing this lovely jesus cheeto and we came to a conclusion that it looks like a dinosaur with his mouth open and or a tree with a branch…sorry to say

By: All Hail Cheesus!

All Hail Cheesus! — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:24:49 +0000

Hey “Truth Teller,” what the hell are you talking about? Nobody said it was the real Jesus, you dummy. It’s ironic, here you are griping out people for not capitalizing the word god, but if they did, *that* would be blasphemous because (just to reiterate) NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS SAVIOUR!!!! The story is about a funny coincidence, no need to call down hellfire on us sinners, okay? Lighten up, you freaking retard…

By: Bob Ladendorf

Bob Ladendorf — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:16:31 +0000

Did they ever sell or eat it? I didn’t find it on Ebay.

By: Darwin

Darwin — Mon, 25 May 2009 03:12:24 +0000

These people are complete idiots. Unless they end up making money off this. In which case, the purchaser is a complete idiot.

By: Keys

Keys — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:01:20 +0000

That’s the anti-cheesus!

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:47:46 +0000

That would be cool if they found a devil in a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
Has the Jewish community accepted Cheesus yet?

By: john dyer

john dyer — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:55:10 +0000

Ummm a friend of mine discovered the first CHEESUS last year and this moron redneck guy was even dumb enough to use the same exact name as Steve had for it

By: Nicole

Nicole — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:43:14 +0000

“In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week.”

It’s “their” not “there”, dear God

By: Booker

Booker — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:35:09 +0000

I don’t know about Jesus.. maybe it’s a Cheeto Usama bin Laden? He has long hair and robes too.

By: Locrian

Locrian — Tue, 19 May 2009 10:10:10 +0000

Only in Texas could this actually mean something. It looks like a Zombie Cheeto to me, arms together, sticking out straight, coming to get you! If this is the only way your savior can appear to us, he’s gotten much weaker, no?

By: Luke Starkiller

Luke Starkiller — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:03:03 +0000

Looks like Princess Leia to me
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope”

By: SamE

SamE — Tue, 19 May 2009 06:52:14 +0000

Hmmm, maybe its because I’m from Europe, but can someone explain why a deity would need to do something like this? Face on toast, body in a cheese cracker…. Seems very trivial to me. I want to make the suggestion that its a coincidence + some straw clutching.

By: TheOpinionation

TheOpinionation — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:09:35 +0000

I’d pray to a cheesus god!

By: Truth Teller

Truth Teller — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:40:15 +0000

First of all, God is a capitalized word for a reason. Second, if these people were real Christians they wouldn’t be trying to profit by making a blasphemous mockery of our Lord and Savior. Galatians 6:7 “Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.” If someone out there really wants this plain old Cheeto, they should give the money they would pay for this to charity and be blessed rather than supporting frauds.

By: Martha Benichi

Martha Benichi — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:10:46 +0000

This site is running a funny poll to find out if people "believe in Cheesus" and giving out prizes for it! Call me crazy but I think it's real! Do YOU believe in cheesus? lol Vote For Cheesus!