“Cheesus” Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag
In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began their road trip last week. Nicknaming the Cheeto “Cheesus,” Sarah noticed that one of the chips looked oddly familiar “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.”
CBS News reported the Cheeto in question is about 2 inches tall and missing a right arm. Other than that, one might see a distinct robe, long hair and a man praying. This isn’t the first time a Jesus Cheeto has shown up in the snack bag. Last year CNN reported on a similar Jesus Cheeto found in the bag of the popular snack.
The couple looks at the Cheeto as memento as a momento from god of how blessed they are. For now they are keeping the “Cheesus” in a plastic box and contemplating a possible eBay auction. In the past, a piece of toast with the likeness of Mother Mary ingrained in the bread sold for $28,000. The Bell’s said they just be happy with $25.
This site is running a funny poll to find out if people “believe in Cheesus” and giving out prizes for it! Call me crazy but I think it’s real! Do YOU believe in cheesus? lol
Vote For Cheesus!
First of all, God is a capitalized word for a reason. Second, if these people were real Christians they wouldn’t be trying to profit by making a blasphemous mockery of our Lord and Savior. Galatians 6:7 “Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.” If someone out there really wants this plain old Cheeto, they should give the money they would pay for this to charity and be blessed rather than supporting frauds.
I’d pray to a cheesus god!
Hmmm, maybe its because I’m from Europe, but can someone explain why a deity would need to do something like this? Face on toast, body in a cheese cracker…. Seems very trivial to me. I want to make the suggestion that its a coincidence + some straw clutching.
Looks like Princess Leia to me
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope”
Only in Texas could this actually mean something. It looks like a Zombie Cheeto to me, arms together, sticking out straight, coming to get you! If this is the only way your savior can appear to us, he’s gotten much weaker, no?
I don’t know about Jesus.. maybe it’s a Cheeto Usama bin Laden? He has long hair and robes too.
“In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week.”
It’s “their” not “there”, dear God
Ummm a friend of mine discovered the first CHEESUS last year and this moron redneck guy was even dumb enough to use the same exact name as Steve had for it
That would be cool if they found a devil in a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
Has the Jewish community accepted Cheesus yet?
That’s the anti-cheesus!
These people are complete idiots. Unless they end up making money off this. In which case, the purchaser is a complete idiot.
Did they ever sell or eat it? I didn’t find it on Ebay.
Hey “Truth Teller,” what the hell are you talking about? Nobody said it was the real Jesus, you dummy. It’s ironic, here you are griping out people for not capitalizing the word god, but if they did, *that* would be blasphemous because (just to reiterate) NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS SAVIOUR!!!! The story is about a funny coincidence, no need to call down hellfire on us sinners, okay? Lighten up, you freaking retard…
ok so we were observing this lovely jesus cheeto and we came to a conclusion that it looks like a dinosaur with his mouth open and or a tree with a branch…sorry to say
I think it looks like a homeless dude asking for some change. Maybe they’ll find his little cheeto sign sayin’ he’s down on his luck in another bag.