Fuck it. I think Paris Hilton is awesome. And I’ll tell you why.
Because Paris Hilton doesn’t give a shit. That’s right. This is all a performance artist thing, right? It’s all got to be an act. There’s no way she’s doing all this and actually MEANS it, does she? I mean, right down from dating that one Good Charlotte / Hot Topic Manager dude for a while. You can’t make that up. She must be one of Los Angeles’ great character actresses. I’m pretty sure of that.
I mean, right down to filming a porn with a dude when she was 19. Who does that. Who films a porn when they were 19? Dude, I was SO not that guy. It must really be all rich people do, film themselves fucking. Who does that? Really? Have you done it? Can we not know each other? Don’t you have other things to worry about when you’re 19? Don’t you have a black Volkswagen Jetta to drive or something? Apparently not.
She IS kind of attractive. Let’s face it – you wouldn’t kick her out of bed. You might kick her out of bed onto another smaller bed, but that’s about it. She probably couldn’t handle the altitude sickness or something and get sick and ask for her “wubbie”. And I mean, hey, she’s pretty fucking smart if she can make a living out of doing nothing and just selling her image. That takes a certain amount of talent, and she’s damn rich independently of her parents, too.
So she’s either a genius or has the brain of a toddler, I can’t figure it out, so you figure it out in the comments section. What do you think of Paris Hilton?