Lick a body part. Sprinkle a little bit of cinnamon, and put a squirt of whipped cream next to it. Pour a glass of apple cider, and pour a shot of vanilla vodka (regular vodka works too, just not as well). In this order:

Lick the cinnamon and whipped cream
Shot the vodka
Drink the cider

Rail a line of salt, squirt the lime in your eye and then do the shot of tequila

1/2 oz Jager
1/2 oz Rumplemintz

My husband got so trashed on these one night he was puking in his sleep. And for some reason before passing out he took the sheets off the bed… Ever try to drunkenly flip a mattress? Not fun.

A pint glass filled with Steel Reserve Malt Liquor, a shot of (cheap) whiskey dumped in with a squeeze of lime and, optionally, an umbrella. Chug.

1/2 shot Buttershots
1/2 shot Green Apple Pucker.

You can drink these like water and get trashed quickly, the combined sweetness makes them taste great and you don’t even notice the alcohol.

1: Absinthe(the real one) and Yakult(yes, the good bacteria) in equal parts. (more of a shot than drink)

2: Get 2 litres of Vodka and 1 litre of Squash juice drink concentrate(preferably peach).. this is drunk like a punch not a single drink… unless you want to ;D

3. Get a big glass fill it 1/2 white wine(sparkling if possible) then 1/4 southern comfort & 1/4 lemonade. (drink in a hot tub)

4. I called this one the Mint Humbug for the reason its tastes like it. Well these are the ingredients that i can remember… there were a lot more the first time i made it… but thats lost in my booze blackout vault.
You need:
Vodka, Gin, Melon Liqueur, Mint Liqueur & tropical fruit juice.
Mix it with lots of Vodka and Gin, slightly less Melon and then half the amount used for melon for Mint. Top up with the Juice. Best made Strong like all drinks :)

5. Simple half arsed white russian: Vodka & Milk

6. Put your straight cheap Vodka in a wine glass.. it makes it feel better lol.

..cant be bothered anymore… too hungover.

After doing one of these I ended up being choked out from the backseat of a car while in the passenger seat and attempting to throw a cell phone out an open car door while doing 80 MPH on a San Diego freeway. So its a rough one.

Vagina on Rye (created by a friend of mine)

1 part Jim Beam
1 part Grand Mariner
1 part Tuna Oil

give it to the drunk guy, and he’ll understand why its called a Vagina on Rye

Then there’s my personal favorite:

Jaeger & Mayo (you figure this one out)

Equal parts Baily’s or other Irish Creme and Rosa’s Lime Juice!

You almost have to chew.

One shot glass
1/3 Jack Daniels
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Rum

SuperBeer
Vodka + Beer

EverBeer
Everclear + Beer

Fireball
Shot, half Hot Damn or Goldshchlager, half Tabasco sauce.

y’hear Palin is running in 2012? shiiiit i’d fill her out like an application. until then i’ll just post derogatory comments on a webpage to validate my existence! yuuuup.

shit, all i do all day is take the internet too seriously and look at my favorite magazine: Guns ‘N Ammo ‘N Titties. i can’t believe some writer somewhere made up a list of silly drinks! what a sticky pickle son-bitch.