Comments on: Top 5 Of The Gnarliest College Drinks Known To Man

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By: dan

dan — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:55:06 +0000

You guys need to learn what cheap rum looks like.

By: Koopa

Koopa — Mon, 10 May 2010 09:44:29 +0000

Chug a Quantum Leap and then you’re off to a new adventure…….
Great way to start out my B-Day…
Here’s my proof:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kylep555/4595045254/
I actually really like the drink, but it seems to kill everyone else…

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:50:33 +0000

With a hangover, a bunch of friends and I discovered we had the ingredients to make bloody marys with our breakfast. We made this gourmet thick sliced cured to perfection. I dipped it in the bloody mary, and invented a new drink. Well, a new garnish to an old classic breakfast drink. Amazing.

By: Matty09

Matty09 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:30:27 +0000

Im only 20 and have been drinking for 5 years. Luv um all!

By: Kasuko

Kasuko — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:23:47 +0000

@Kris, that sounds disgusting … but who am I kidding, I’d try it once. Oh and whats so special about 21? I’ve been legally drunk for 2 years before I was 21.

By: hmmm

hmmm — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:09 +0000

remember in high school when people threw around the word douchbag? well sir, you are one douchbag, wonder no more.

By: vog89

vog89 — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:47:00 +0000

Swamp Donkey, half a bottle of bacardi 151, fill up to the label with blue powerade, fill the rest with NOS energy drink, if you’re really feeling adventurous, substitute the blue powerade with blue demon full throttle energy drink, sure to give you chest pains.

By: tk3248

tk3248 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:26:07 +0000

The Jim Jones: Extra dry gin and Black cherry kool-aid

By: iceman

iceman — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:53:07 +0000

“ballpond ice tea” same thing as long islan ice t but topped off with jaeger! begin you night with it!

By: gerard

gerard — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:39:33 +0000

hey joe dingus, i call bullshit on you. I like how you heartily stated that everclear was not a real drink, and then substituted it with mountain dew and gin.
1. Looks Like Soda
2. Smells Like a Pine Scented Air Freshener
3. Tastes Like a Wine Cooler
Now those are three signs of a bitch if i’ve ever seen them…but don’t worry, no one’s judging

By: Neensenuh

Neensenuh — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:15:34 +0000

Thank you for great post!

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:13:08 +0000

#5 The Gambler is better with Everclear instead of the weak vodka. When mixed with Gatorade it doesnt give you a hangover =D

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:55:17 +0000

The Smirnoff and Gatorade has been a staple of mine for years, though I’ve always called it the “Fade-orade.”

By: joe dingus

joe dingus — Sat, 23 May 2009 05:00:27 +0000

I call straight bullshit. You are all amateurs. Not one real drink. Try a steve….mountain dew and beefeater, as many equal parts as you can handle. Fags.

By: davidhc3

davidhc3 — Fri, 22 May 2009 23:06:45 +0000

The BMW cocktail
1/3 of Bayleys
1/3 of Malibu
1/3 of Whiskey

By: horribilis

horribilis — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:39:07 +0000

I’m amazed nobody mentioned Purple Jesus, which is two parts Welch’s grape juice or equivalent to one part Everclear. When you puke on something, it stays purple ever after.

By: jane

jane — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:21:00 +0000

Apple Pie shots:

Lick a body part. Sprinkle a little bit of cinnamon, and put a squirt of whipped cream next to it. Pour a glass of apple cider, and pour a shot of vanilla vodka (regular vodka works too, just not as well). In this order:

Lick the cinnamon and whipped cream
Shot the vodka
Drink the cider

By: crackbabyshot

crackbabyshot — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:50:15 +0000

Not exactly a hard drink to get down in itself. But a Tequila stuntman.

Rail a line of salt, squirt the lime in your eye and then do the shot of tequila

By: Erin W.

Erin W. — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:32:19 +0000

The Screaming Nazi

1/2 oz Jager
1/2 oz Rumplemintz

My husband got so trashed on these one night he was puking in his sleep. And for some reason before passing out he took the sheets off the bed… Ever try to drunkenly flip a mattress? Not fun.

By: Jonny Q

Jonny Q — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:50:35 +0000

Try the redneck pickup bomb:

A pint glass filled with Steel Reserve Malt Liquor, a shot of (cheap) whiskey dumped in with a squeeze of lime and, optionally, an umbrella. Chug.

By: Katzilla

Katzilla — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:08:40 +0000

Apple Butter Shots.

1/2 shot Buttershots
1/2 shot Green Apple Pucker.

You can drink these like water and get trashed quickly, the combined sweetness makes them taste great and you don’t even notice the alcohol.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:03:50 +0000

Some drinks I’ve invented(or made without realising it existed):

1: Absinthe(the real one) and Yakult(yes, the good bacteria) in equal parts. (more of a shot than drink)

2: Get 2 litres of Vodka and 1 litre of Squash juice drink concentrate(preferably peach).. this is drunk like a punch not a single drink… unless you want to ;D

3. Get a big glass fill it 1/2 white wine(sparkling if possible) then 1/4 southern comfort & 1/4 lemonade. (drink in a hot tub)

4. I called this one the Mint Humbug for the reason its tastes like it. Well these are the ingredients that i can remember… there were a lot more the first time i made it… but thats lost in my booze blackout vault.
You need:
Vodka, Gin, Melon Liqueur, Mint Liqueur & tropical fruit juice.
Mix it with lots of Vodka and Gin, slightly less Melon and then half the amount used for melon for Mint. Top up with the Juice. Best made Strong like all drinks

5. Simple half arsed white russian: Vodka & Milk

6. Put your straight cheap Vodka in a wine glass.. it makes it feel better lol.

..cant be bothered anymore… too hungover.

By: Kris

Kris — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:01:38 +0000

Nothing beats a Bar-mat special. This is a torturous drink specifically for 21st birthdays. It is the last drink of the night because the bartender has to take the rubber mat/trough on the bar and pour its’ contents into a glass.

After doing one of these I ended up being choked out from the backseat of a car while in the passenger seat and attempting to throw a cell phone out an open car door while doing 80 MPH on a San Diego freeway. So its a rough one.

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:26:43 +0000

Here’s two that only someone who is already obliterated will drink:

Vagina on Rye (created by a friend of mine)

1 part Jim Beam
1 part Grand Mariner
1 part Tuna Oil

give it to the drunk guy, and he’ll understand why its called a Vagina on Rye

Then there’s my personal favorite:

Jaeger & Mayo (you figure this one out)