Maria is a golfer, and not the kind of golfer you’d see just abusing the golf cart priveleges and complimentary beer. Oh no. She’s serious. Which is why it’s good to report that not only is she a brilliant professional golfer but that she also a total, total babe.
Born way back when in the olden days of 1986, Maria plays right onto the fairway of our hearts (1st Golf pun!). She’s a gorgeous brunette and we wouldn’t mind a putter from her (that didn’t make any sense – Ed). While we wouldn’t even mind her in the rough (wakka!) it’s good to know that her only handicap is when she puts on a good looking dress and rock its well. Get it? Handicap. Yeah, these Golf puns are a tough one.
She resides in Moscow and is amongst the best trainers in the modern Golf world, as well as, well, just schooling everyone else at the game that she can even compete with. She’s some what of a phenom, we suggest you take her as seriously as we do. That is: we’d give her a hole in one. Boom boom! Aaand another Golf pun, right there. If you’ve got any more, leave them in the comments and enjoy our gallery of her.