Evangeline is on that TV show “Lost“, which I don’t get at all. I don’t get this show. Where do they poop? How do they eat? Is there Purell? Who cuts their hair? Was it a plane full of character actors? Don’t their clothes reek by now? Look at the middle dude. Is he hoarding the shampoo? Was Kevin Sorbo not available? Does Evangaline Lily really dig that Hobbit Bro? How come everyone isn’t really skinny?
if I wanted to be confused and frustrated for five years I would just go back to dating my ex. She thought ketchup was too spicy. That’s how she rolled.
Anyway, Lost fans are fortunate enough to see her all the freakin’ time on their precious little show. And she has the nicest butt I’ve ever seen: it looks like a perfect backwards lower case ‘p’. With that kind of butt she could run for Mayor and win entirely on the oft under-polled “Butt contingent” – I’m pretty sure – because even though I have no idea what she is like as a person I can already see myself placing power and my tax dollars into her hands based solely on the appearance of her butt. It is that nice. Just look at that thing. I know I’m coming off pervy but LOOK. AT. IT. Maybe that’s what all the numbers mean. Maybe every 108 minutes someone has to touch her butt. I would sign up for that. That would be awesome.
It makes me wonder why she isn’t in more things – y’know – because really and truly she really ought to be. I could see her in a remake of Point Break with her as Patrick Swayze’s character. That might just be the best idea I have ever had ever. Clearly I am a genius. I deserve a raise. No, I deserve 8 raises. They should give me my own office overlooking the ocean so I can walk up to the window and stare at the ocean thinking about how many times I can use the word “boner” and still get away with it.
But yes. Evangeline is gorgeous. We all know that. So stick around and look at the pictures.
(Creative Commons photo from Wikipedia)
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