Beer Pong Tables

By Ned Hepburn on April 28th, 2009

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Hey bro. Check this out.

Hey bro I know you like beer pong so I found this website – dude – dude check it OUT. It’s got like 40 different kinds of tables, dog! And I know how you like smokin’ weed so there is this one on here that’s got all these weed leaves on it. And there’s this OTHER one – dude – this OTHER one has like pirates. There’s this other one, man, with hot girls on it! Ssshyeah! I know!

But this site is basically this thing where you have all these coupons, dude. And you enter these secret coupons in and its like – WOAH – there goes 10%. Like that, dude. All because of this site. How rad is that? Its super rad I know. Hey I had the rest of your pizza.

What? You want more discount and more stuff? Well Beerpongcoupons.com has like, a bazillion coupons. Yeah dude. A bazillion. And its got t-shirts too, bro. Fuck yeah. You love tshirts. You’ve got like at least 20 of them, dont you bro? Hey you wanna play Halo later?

Official U.S. Open Ping Pong Table

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Sponsored Links for Beer Pong

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So yeah like here’s this site for you, bro. Fuck yeah. Hey don’t even mention it, bro. Keep it on the D/L, you know? Don’t want no dorks finding out about it. If a dork found out about all these cool beer pong tables, and all these cool beer pong t-shirts, then dude, I don’t know if I could even play beer pong anymore because dorks would be into it then. I mean dude, I work HARD at being the coolest guy on campus. You think some dipshit dweeb that hangs out on the internet all day is going to buy one of these sweet, awesome, well crafted beer pong tables? Heck, these could even be used for the beer pong CHAMPIONSHIP. No dork will play beer pong – not as long as I’m around.

So yeah the tables’ll set you back like, uh, about $100. Which is like at LEAST a quarter of what my Mom sends me every month, so I’m totally down. You wanna go halves on one? Dude it’ll be so cool. Everyone will want to play beer pong with us.

You’re in? Dude, bro, you’re like, the coolest bro I know, bro. C’mere. Hug it. That’s right, bro. You earned this one.