I like Kristin Stewart. I like her because she looks stoned all the time, and I like that about a certain kind of woman. This is the kind of woman who when you take her out and about in LA won’t be all “HEY LOOK ITS DANNY BONADUCE BUYING BROCCOLI AT 2PM!”… she’ll be the kind of woman that you can take to Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles and talk about big / small things with. You can totally just hang out and watch Law & Order. And then after that eat Chicken & Waffles leftovers.
She came to prominence in 2003’s Panic Room, playing Jodie Foster’s daughter. Wait. Hold on. THAT LITTLE KID GREW UP TO BE AS SMOKING HOT AS SHE IS NOW? Jesus. That’s insane. That’s like the craziest thing ever. Oh and she was in Twilight. It had something about vampires. Maybe you heard of it. It had that Robert Pattison dude in it and dude looks like the guy who keeps asking your girlfriend for a cigarette at bars. Did anyone other than 14 year old girls and 40 year old women see that movie? I haven’t met a single guy who has seen it. Maybe I’m missing something.
She just starred in the film Adventureland. That movie was out of theaters so quickly its a shame, I’d have really liked to have seen that.
Regardless, Kristen – an LA native – should totally come and have tacos at the Manolith HQ. And play Sean’s X-Box. This is the kind of level we’re at, folks. You’d think we’d have deep philosophical conversations with her? Hell no. It’s straight up Sean’s X-Box and a packet of Doritos. I’m fairly certain thats all we’d do. Eat pizza and maybe make out. Did I just say that out loud? I meant that we’d just hang out. Not make out. Maybe a little bit.
Anyway, stick around and check out the pictures. What a major babe.
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madroxxx
April 27th, 2009 - 3:31:06 PM
i wouldn't be surprised if adventureland was my favorite movie of the year, just fantastic. so yes, i would advise you try and see it. but a big part of the appeal of that movie was this girl. very attractive, very smart, and yeah stoned a lot. you know, dream girl stuff. really though the whole movie is great. much different too from what the advertisements sold it as (Superbad II: Rollercoasters of Lame)
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