Top 5 Best Yahoo Answers
Yahoo Answers is where anyone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the Internet and have any person from the Internet answer it. Simply put: Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy.
Why? Because there’s a lot of stupid people out there. Either that or a ton of bored 13 year olds.
Without further ado here’s some of the cream of the crop. These Yahoo Answers, and the answers themselves sometimes, made us all at Manolith laugh our asses off and he hope you enjoy them as much as we did.
5. The Joy Of Painting
4. Smurfs
The best part is the “i know this is a common question” part. Wow.
3. Canada Eh!
I always wondered the same things about Canada, too, y’know, after always hearing about it on the TV. But do “Canada People” look like Americans? This is what the internet is great for.
2. My Girlfriend is Pregnant…. and…
Ah, the age old question. “Is my unborn son drinking all the blood”. And to think we give these people drivers licenses and the ability to buy automatic weapons.
1. Emo
And my personal favorite. Good ol’ entry level emo kids.
It makes the internet a gigantic playground, it really does.
Big thanks to The Yahoo Answers Tumblr kids!
(Photo By: ooJasonoo)
uh, wtf is “How is babby formed?”
this list is crap.
^wtf = where the f*** in that case.
“Yahoo Answers is where anyone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the internet and have any person from the internet ask it. Simply put: Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy.”
So you’re saying that someone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the world, and have any person ask it?
none of those top this.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090320041916AA01e63
wow, you all have crappy senses of humor.
this is a horrible top 5. i find funnier ones randomly every night.
your list is laaaaame. you must be feeling lazy because it’s Friday.
This will at least give a few of your readers a nice chuckle.
http://tinyurl.com/dxh56a
Another great pone
http://twurls.co.cc/62z3uvu
I don’t see how people can be so moronic.
These are even more screwed up
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423153920AAysYm9
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090217013152AAELGTA
No, the one about Georiga getting invaded by Russia is the very best. I can’t find it anymore but I laughed so hard. It was on digg right after it happened. Some chick in Atlanta was scared because she heard the Russians were invading Georgia. Funny question, and even funnier comments.
This list is complete crap, what a waste of time.
Head over to http://www.reddit.com/domain/answers.yahoo.com
for a huge list of the best yahoo answers, period.
Wow, good stuff dude. Well done!
RT
http://www.anonymity.es.tc
Do you seriously have to bring automatic weapons into this discussion? If a person is asking questions like this I doubt they have the patience and aptitude to complete the procedures and paperwork required to own an automatic weapon. Please do a little research about what is required to own an automatic weapon before you post something like this. This was posted in 1999 so I’m sure it has changed since then, but look at this if you would like to be more than a mouthpiece for misinformation.
http://www.nraila.org/Issues/factsheets/read.aspx?ID=130
You have a pretty bad sense of humour if this is your top 5.
don’t you dare make any more lists, unless they are lists about the many ways you suck pal!
I kinda giggled at the “emo” one..
“I’m to young to cut my wrists!” oh lawd.
These are even better than your list:
http://www.gdumb.com
wow, so many of you take the internet way too seriously.
The one that made me laugh my ass of was when there was this girl that was scared because she thought Russia was invading the America Georgia. Ahah, that was hilarious.
WTF is America Georgia? Is that some sort of theme park for people with 4 teeth and an overwhelming desire to mate with relatives?
Well, if I had said Georgia, then it could be misled to 2 places. So I said America Georgia, so you dont confuse it without the other one.
And that last part of your comment was really unnecessary.
I sure as hell hope that the emo person got real advice and didn’t slit their wrists, can someone say REPORT!!!!!!! Also the baby blood question, OMG. And he was smart enough to get her pregnant without getting confused, wtf?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PregnancyAndTryingToConceive/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SOUNDOFFNOW/
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Chill out rain drop–rain in a box or whatever-you missed the whole point. it was about funny -not weapons-there is some funny chit all over the world and yahoo answers,the gene pool is really getting shallow,help us all
There is singular a lot singular. No? I could be mistaken.
Now these are some funny answers.
http://www.snarkyanswers.com
I have the book and those answers are even funnier than the website!
Anything south of the 49th parallel is generally 2030 dumber than anything above it. And the further south you go, the dumber it gets.
i hate commenting, but this is the least funny thing ive stumbled on all night….. and im drunk as piss. when did the internet stop being funny? and why was this garbage recommended? i have more class than this
I hope you realize a all of these were questions by trolls. Although, i’m not really sure about number one. They weren’t that funny and you people take too much of what you read on the internet as “real people”…people do like to play stereotypical characters.
*sigh*
You missed the best one.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
All is not as real as it seem on the interwebs.
faranika
Seriously? this list sucks. What about “My vagina’s shooting steam when I pee what should I do?” or “how is babby formed?”
People that favorite shit on stumbleupon have the most bass-ackwards, fucktardedly lacking sense of humor…..ever. Please, stop giving the “thumbs up” to this very under-average shit so some no-name can make ad revenue/promote a shit blog at your expense. Also, I fucking love hyphens.
Like that’ll ever happen, but hey, you never know.
Wow lame!! This is soo much funnier its bound t make you laugh at least once:
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/the_worst_and_saddest_of_yahoo.php
What the fuck is this shit. i just wasted four mins of my life. I’m fucking suing.
purple is the color of clear on youtube