Yahoo Answers is where anyone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the Internet and have any person from the Internet answer it. Simply put: Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy.
Why? Because there’s a lot of stupid people out there. Either that or a ton of bored 13 year olds.
Without further ado here’s some of the cream of the crop. These Yahoo Answers, and the answers themselves sometimes, made us all at Manolith laugh our asses off and he hope you enjoy them as much as we did.
5. The Joy Of Painting
4. Smurfs
The best part is the “i know this is a common question” part. Wow.
3. Canada Eh!
I always wondered the same things about Canada, too, y’know, after always hearing about it on the TV. But do “Canada People” look like Americans? This is what the internet is great for.
2. My Girlfriend is Pregnant…. and…
Ah, the age old question. “Is my unborn son drinking all the blood”. And to think we give these people drivers licenses and the ability to buy automatic weapons.
1. Emo
And my personal favorite. Good ol’ entry level emo kids.
It makes the internet a gigantic playground, it really does.
Big thanks to The Yahoo Answers Tumblr kids!
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Comments
Fred
April 24th, 2009 - 4:25:21 PM
uh, wtf is "How is babby formed?" this list is crap.
fred
April 24th, 2009 - 4:25:56 PM
^wtf = where the f*** in that case.
jawnuthin
April 24th, 2009 - 4:40:09 PM
"Yahoo Answers is where anyone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the internet and have any person from the internet ask it. Simply put: Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy." So you're saying that someone with a Yahoo account can pose a question to the rest of the world, and have any person ask it?
James
April 24th, 2009 - 4:41:01 PM
none of those top this. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090320041916AA01e63
lowell
April 24th, 2009 - 4:44:44 PM
wow, you all have crappy senses of humor.
Northwest
April 24th, 2009 - 4:45:40 PM
this is a horrible top 5. i find funnier ones randomly every night.
Josh
April 24th, 2009 - 4:49:16 PM
your list is laaaaame. you must be feeling lazy because it's Friday. This will at least give a few of your readers a nice chuckle. http://tinyurl.com/dxh56a
Television Spy
April 24th, 2009 - 5:03:06 PM
Another great pone http://twurls.co.cc/62z3uvu
Grant
April 24th, 2009 - 5:21:44 PM
I don't see how people can be so moronic.
Grant R
April 24th, 2009 - 6:20:51 PM
These are even more screwed up http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423153920AAysYm9 http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090217013152AAELGTA
Fred
April 24th, 2009 - 7:31:50 PM
No, the one about Georiga getting invaded by Russia is the very best. I can't find it anymore but I laughed so hard. It was on digg right after it happened. Some chick in Atlanta was scared because she heard the Russians were invading Georgia. Funny question, and even funnier comments.
Albi
April 24th, 2009 - 8:04:33 PM
This list is complete crap, what a waste of time. Head over to http://www.reddit.com/domain/answers.yahoo.com for a huge list of the best yahoo answers, period.
Jimmy Joseph
April 24th, 2009 - 8:24:46 PM
Wow, good stuff dude. Well done! RT www.anonymity.es.tc
BoxofRain
April 24th, 2009 - 9:36:49 PM
Do you seriously have to bring automatic weapons into this discussion? If a person is asking questions like this I doubt they have the patience and aptitude to complete the procedures and paperwork required to own an automatic weapon. Please do a little research about what is required to own an automatic weapon before you post something like this. This was posted in 1999 so I'm sure it has changed since then, but look at this if you would like to be more than a mouthpiece for misinformation. http://www.nraila.org/Issues/factsheets/read.aspx?ID=130
tyra
April 25th, 2009 - 2:24:45 AM
You have a pretty bad sense of humour if this is your top 5.
bollocks
April 25th, 2009 - 2:26:18 AM
don't you dare make any more lists, unless they are lists about the many ways you suck pal!
HIV0LT4G3
April 25th, 2009 - 10:50:03 AM
I kinda giggled at the "emo" one.. "I'm to young to cut my wrists!" oh lawd.
Ralphie
April 25th, 2009 - 1:33:21 PM
These are even better than your list: http://www.gdumb.com
Ned Hepburn
April 25th, 2009 - 5:26:44 PM
wow, so many of you take the internet way too seriously.
Masterofallz
April 25th, 2009 - 7:13:35 PM
The one that made me laugh my ass of was when there was this girl that was scared because she thought Russia was invading the America Georgia. Ahah, that was hilarious.
Gstaadt
April 25th, 2009 - 10:39:47 PM
WTF is America Georgia? Is that some sort of theme park for people with 4 teeth and an overwhelming desire to mate with relatives?
Masterofallz
April 26th, 2009 - 9:27:53 AM
Well, if I had said Georgia, then it could be misled to 2 places. So I said America Georgia, so you dont confuse it without the other one. And that last part of your comment was really unnecessary.
Kara
April 26th, 2009 - 12:01:35 PM
I sure as hell hope that the emo person got real advice and didn't slit their wrists, can someone say REPORT!!!!!!! Also the baby blood question, OMG. And he was smart enough to get her pregnant without getting confused, wtf? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PregnancyAndTryingToConceive/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SOUNDOFFNOW/
Brad
May 4th, 2009 - 7:55:05 PM
Hey Everyone could anyone help me become your master http://A55KickinTime.mybrute.com Watch your Brute Fight other Emo Brutes
randy
May 9th, 2009 - 6:04:42 AM
Chill out rain drop--rain in a box or whatever-you missed the whole point. it was about funny -not weapons-there is some funny chit all over the world and yahoo answers,the gene pool is really getting shallow,help us all
employee time management
May 13th, 2009 - 12:33:28 AM
There is singular a lot singular. No? I could be mistaken.
mcory
May 14th, 2009 - 10:12:14 AM
Now these are some funny answers. http://www.snarkyanswers.com I have the book and those answers are even funnier than the website!
affordable website design
May 17th, 2009 - 12:12:37 AM
Anything south of the 49th parallel is generally 2030 dumber than anything above it. And the further south you go, the dumber it gets.
i hate commenting
May 17th, 2009 - 9:08:59 PM
i hate commenting, but this is the least funny thing ive stumbled on all night..... and im drunk as piss. when did the internet stop being funny? and why was this garbage recommended? i have more class than this
subt
May 18th, 2009 - 6:00:39 PM
I hope you realize a all of these were questions by trolls. Although, i'm not really sure about number one. They weren't that funny and you people take too much of what you read on the internet as "real people"...people do like to play stereotypical characters.
BlueDragon
May 19th, 2009 - 2:39:37 PM
*sigh* You missed the best one. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
frank farkel
May 23rd, 2009 - 11:14:13 PM
All is not as real as it seem on the interwebs.
Anonymous
June 17th, 2009 - 3:11:36 PM
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purrplekat1989
July 8th, 2009 - 5:52:30 PM
Seriously? this list sucks. What about "My vagina's shooting steam when I pee what should I do?" or "how is babby formed?"
dwarf_tossr
August 6th, 2009 - 9:07:43 PM
People that favorite shit on stumbleupon have the most bass-ackwards, fucktardedly lacking sense of humor.....ever. Please, stop giving the "thumbs up" to this very under-average shit so some no-name can make ad revenue/promote a shit blog at your expense. Also, I fucking love hyphens. Like that'll ever happen, but hey, you never know.
magic_fairy
September 19th, 2009 - 11:10:43 AM
Wow lame!! This is soo much funnier its bound t make you laugh at least once: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/the_worst_and_saddest_of_yahoo.php
wtf.
October 28th, 2009 - 5:31:46 AM
What the fuck is this shit. i just wasted four mins of my life. I'm fucking suing.
Anonymous
November 9th, 2009 - 2:59:59 PM
purple is the color of clear on youtube
Yonas Tewelde
November 23rd, 2009 - 11:58:59 PM
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December 6th, 2009 - 1:17:28 AM
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kyra
December 6th, 2009 - 11:39:33 AM
The stupidity....It brings me to tears.
sara
December 17th, 2009 - 1:21:09 PM
you guys are retarded. ned hepburn is the funniest man on the internet. seriously, face the truth.
Ashely
January 9th, 2010 - 3:44:55 PM
Not funny whatsoever.
Anonymous
January 9th, 2010 - 7:31:49 PM
The guy that posted about canada is the most ignorant human being on the planet, i mean "what do they speak?", come on what a question!!!!!(I live there by the way)
Annoyed with your crap list
January 13th, 2010 - 5:22:35 PM
yeah i think my name says it all
abdulkafi
February 3rd, 2010 - 5:30:38 PM
that is highly shining first arrow for world development
Dennis Francis
February 6th, 2010 - 9:56:05 AM
I collect stupid questions. It's my only real hobby. I love graphic novels.