Darth Vader & R2D2 USB Hubs

By Ned Hepburn on April 17th, 2009

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If you’re the kind of bro that is still deeply, deeply in love with George Lucas, then this may be for you. Because by assuming that you’re reading this article, you must be a nerd. Anybody with any non-nerd blood in them would’ve just glossed on by after even seeing the words “George Lucas”.

Still reading? Ok great. These USB hubs go waaaaay beyond those regular nerdy USB hubs you can find at Radio Shack. These bad boys make sounds. That’s right. Sounds. Per-say you practically orgasm every time Darth makes that deep-sea-diver / fat-man-resting breathing out? Then THIS USB HUB WILL MAKE THAT SOUND LIKE THE BREATH OF THOR.

Do you like R2D2’s beep-bop-boop speak? Then prepare, oh nerdy person. Be prepared. For this USB hub that you have plugged your external hard drive with all your porn on it (oh, you’re in your moms basement BTW) HAS JUST MADE THAT SAME SOUND THAT R2D2 MADE IN THE MOVIE.

Are you still reading? Why are you not buying this? Call yourself a nerd? I am so telling the dungeon master your next dice throw is invalid. For shame. For shame.

Get your own at the  Japan Trend Shop.

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