Scotland’s #1 Male Barbie

By Ned Hepburn on April 13th, 2009

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Surely you’ve been to the club and seen the douchebags in the copious amounts of self tanner, the Ed Hardy shirt, the insane amount of male jewelry, and enough hair product to scare small children. They arrive either in groups of themselves or in groups of women who are eager to show off their new friend “who knows how to par-tay!”.

This isn’t to be confused with classic “gay friend”, which is totally cool and normal. This strange breed – these “male Barbies™” – are in direct competition to be the douchiest douche out there. I don’t know why either. It doesn’t make any sense. I guess a certain amount of it is “peacocking”, but this is truly going too far.

Take this article here, outlining male peacocking. It makes a valid point in that you should stand out if you want to get picked – which is true – but where does the line between “standing out” and “looking completely insane” end? And whats with the self tanner? Why do people even listen to Mystery anyway?

Watch the video below, if you dare.