Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

By Ned Hepburn on April 13th, 2009

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Should you ever find yourself out of a particularly bad break up and need something around the apartment to remind yourself “life is still wacky and fun”, you should probably get yourself one of these. It’s a nose you put in your shower and it wi-

No wait. Come back. Trust me on this. You see, when the shower gel comes out it looks like snot. I know, right? Pretty hilarious no matter what age. Probably the sort of thing you’d see at Weird Al’s house or something. But think about the possibilities. When (and if) you get that girl back and she wants to use the shower just THINK ABOUT THE CONVERSATIONS.

HER: why is there a gigantic nose in your bathroom?
YOU: ok look. watch this!
**(you squeeze nose and green shower gel comes out)**
HER: that’s….
YOU: … amazing. I know.

It doesn’t get much better. I’m sure you probably want more than one just after reading that immeasurably brilliant dialogue I just wrote above. You could have one for the kitchen, and one for the bathroom. And then you wouldn’t have to be without a giant snot nose for more than a few minutes at a time.

Buy it here, at the giant snot nose store.