You know you want it. You know you want a Velociraptor hunting trophy to hang on your wall. You know you’d be the coolest person in the entire world. Fuck, you could probably rely only on your IKEA futon and the rest of your studio apartment for the rest of your life if you had this… you wouldn’t need any other furniture. At all. That is how great this is.
It’s an exact replica of the head of the ones used in Jurassic Park. Yes. THAT Jurassic Park. This masterpiece was for auction on eBay and went to one very lucky person. With the price of only $270 it was a steal! What’s roughly a third of your rent going to matter, anyway? The landlord will understand when this bad boy arrives and you have it hanging on the wall to your studio apartment. He will understand “you” and you will be The Coolest Person Alive. Have a seat and a cigar. You’ve earned it.
Or how about hanging it in your cubicle? Bam. You’re now the most badass person on the face of the planet. I’m pretty sure if Bill Gates could pick a successor he would pick you for the sheer fact that you own a fucking Velociraptor hunting trophy.