Unable to call a maid, or for that matter perhaps purchase a dustbuster (just a thought), a man in England died recently in an insane garbage bag tragedy. Yes, you read that sentence right. He died after his network of tunnels that he…
… now look. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I’m drunk and yelling fables on the internet again. Well, that simply is not true. It’s truth: a man died of thirst after he got lost in the elaborate network of garbage he’d built in his house. He had maze in his trash. He died in that maze because he could not find a way out. How messed up is that? I mean, hey, I’ve forgotten the bag of salad in the bottom of the fridge for three months too. That does not even compare. At all.
He died of thirst. That takes three to four days. That means he was crawling around that network of rotting trash for three to four days unable to find a place to find water. That means his maze of trash caved in on him.
That would be the total worst thing to happen in the entire world. Oh. My. God.
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