Top 5 Best Google Earth Sightings

By Ned Hepburn on March 31st, 2009

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Google Earth’s street view might be the scariest Big Brother-esque application on anyone’s computer, but I’ll have to admit it’s a lot of fun nerding out checking on your old apartment. Or your ex girlfriends apartment. Not that I’ve done that at all. But sometimes you get these great looks into the goings on of Americana on that fateful day(s) that the Google people drove by and recorded you doing whatever you were doing. Here’s some of the best:

5. A girl in a thong.

Huh. Well look at that. Which is great in theory, but in practice bums me out here.

My god. Sadness.

My god. Sadness.

4. Nerd Face off

Here, two nerds battle it out. It’s called LARPing, or ‘Live Action Role Playing’. I’ve been told its very addictive and thrilling and fun but look! They’re playing with cardboard swords! They’re probably over 18! Oh, social awkwardness!

Larp!

Larp!

3. Lazer beam to outer space?

E.T phone home

E.T phone home

Holy shit is that E.T? That’s awesome.

2. Google being evil.

Here, the Google truck killed a deer. Which is funny, because they filmed it for everyone to see. You thought that Google was infallible? It kills deer, people.

the Google truck runs over a deer.

Here one second, gone the next…

1. The nameless drunk.

And finally, lets not forget Passed Out Guy, who will be passed out on the internet forever. Poor guy!

This guy is passed out drunk on the side of the road. Amazing.

Drunken napper

Comments

  1. jason

    March 31st, 2009 - 11:23:20 AM

    lol, nothing like a drunken pass out on the front lawn at midday. cheers dude

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  2. mike

    March 31st, 2009 - 11:44:23 AM

    nerd battles rule - bambi getting struck doesn't :( nice post ned!

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  3. Diane

    May 21st, 2009 - 3:14:00 PM

    What would you do if you saw the google car coming down your road? Would you stand and stare? Would you strip off? (ooer! Would they show that?) or run inside and write a quick "hello mum" sign?

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  4. Oh yeah

    May 21st, 2009 - 3:20:58 PM

    Looks like those guys are actually part of the society of creative anachronism... larping always looked pretty weak, but i gotta give it to the SCA guys. They wrap their weapons tightly with duck tape but it really doesn't make it any better when you get hit in the head, even with a helmet on

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  5. Kristie

    May 21st, 2009 - 7:03:56 PM

    Look at the rest of Sampsonia Way. The modern art museum on that street made an arrangement with Google Earth to let them set up scenes down the street in a way to make it seem like a coincidence. Seriously. Check it out.

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  6. Amber Convery

    May 21st, 2009 - 9:30:53 PM

    Is there any way I can report this? I can't believe they killed a deer that's fucking sickening and repulsive. Not gonna use google anymore.

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  7. riptidefrog

    May 21st, 2009 - 9:44:25 PM

    what nice photoshopped images

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  8. D-san

    May 21st, 2009 - 11:55:26 PM

    I'm not sure reporting Google (to whom? it's against the law to accidentally kill deer with trucks?) is going to make a lick of difference, Amber. Might as well report the trucks that deliver your produce - I guarantee you those big-rigs flatten all kinds of animals. If Google actually did intend to hit the deer, which I doubt (it costs money to fix the damage a large animal causes), they are most deserving of your ire, the demons.

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  9. dre

    May 22nd, 2009 - 4:58:04 AM

    Hah just checked, google removed that strip of highway with the deer

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  10. Adelle

    May 22nd, 2009 - 5:41:47 AM

    google CAR?! are you kidding? that can't really be how they get these close ups...

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  11. Nameless Drunk

    May 22nd, 2009 - 11:02:42 AM

    Could somebody please tell me where I was when I passed out? The owner of the house I passed out in front of took my keys so I couldn't drive. I really need the keys back, and I can't remember where it was, by the time the DT's were over and I got released from the County lock up, I blanked out the place. The Keys are to my Mom's car, and we don't have another set! She now has to go to work by bus after getting a lift to the bus stop. Please if anybody knows the address please post it for me. Thanks Name withheld for obvious reasons.

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  12. Nameless Drunk

    May 22nd, 2009 - 2:59:52 PM

    Dude why are you pretending to be me?

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  13. www.glossygames.com

    May 22nd, 2009 - 5:58:25 PM

    that's some funny shit.

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  14. www.glossygames.com

    May 22nd, 2009 - 5:59:42 PM

    funny I tell you.

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  16. Kylie

    May 23rd, 2009 - 7:26:09 AM

    you realize that the LARP'ing was totally planned by the town, right? http://kelsocartography.com/blog/?tag=pittsburgh

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  17. joeshmoe

    May 23rd, 2009 - 2:47:58 PM

    everyone is so amazed about the larping. HOW ABOUT THE CRAZY LASER!!?!?! what the hell is that? and i agree with Adelle, had no idea google car was a thing.

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  19. Tara

    May 27th, 2009 - 9:37:42 PM

    Poor deer!! :o(

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  20. Ari meilijson

    May 28th, 2009 - 12:30:57 AM

    they took the deer killing scen out. you cant get to 842 five points road in GSV anymore.

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  21. reeno626

    May 29th, 2009 - 6:39:01 PM

    That "Larp" is in fact Dagorhir and not the SCA. http://www.dagorhir.com/ The "swords" are foam padded fiberglass rods. The shield is 1/2" ply-wood with fowm and cloth coverings for safety. This short is not part of the street with a view project. This guys play here every week to spar and practice in full costume. This is a lagitimate action shot. Though they don't normally fight so close to the road...

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  22. Rawr

    June 3rd, 2009 - 6:05:16 AM

    The beam is nothing... it's probably the result of taking a photo of the sun directly, you'll find thousands of them on street view if you look, it's nothing special. The google car is in fact a CAR not a truck, I've seen them it's an ordinary car with a camera mounted on the roof, again, nothing special.

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  23. Rawr

    June 3rd, 2009 - 6:07:54 AM

    Oh yeah, and the deer thing was obviously unintentional. If the driver meant to do it he'd have been fired quickly. Not many people hit deer for fun especially not in a company vehicle. Saying you're not using Google because one of the street view cars accidentally hit a deer is a moronic statement.

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  24. Allison

    June 21st, 2009 - 12:50:19 PM

    The deer lived: http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/biztech/doh-a-deer-googles-wildlife-accident-mea-culpa/2009/01/30/1232818710188.html

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  25. Adelle

    June 21st, 2009 - 4:09:35 PM

    The deer getting hit...It's too bad, but it doesn't mean Google was evil. It just means that deer are REALLY stupid and suicidal. I have had four deer hit my vehicle within one month, two of them in one evening...they get spooked or something just as a vehicle gets close to them, and then dash out in fear, right in front of the vehicle. It sucks to hit a deer, but...

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  26. Jonathan

    June 23rd, 2009 - 9:00:15 PM

    *sigh* Who cares? They're nothing more than edible god damn nuisances... On another note concerning animal rights.. I will not be doing a damn thing to save the polar bears either. However, I will be starting an adopt a LARP'er program. Must be drunk, abusive, and attracted to overweight, pimply man-teens to apply.

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  27. Shran

    July 4th, 2009 - 2:56:37 PM

    Nice pictures, but... no locations are given. Shotofopped ?

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  28. Kasei

    July 8th, 2009 - 5:29:59 AM

    Dont know if this has been mentioned yet, but there is a sad story behind the guy passed out on the lawn :http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/how-google-put-bills-grief-on-show/2008/08/11/1218306724273.html

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  29. dolly

    July 10th, 2009 - 6:54:41 PM

    about the deer and not thinking you can make a difference--TWEET it on twitter. ask people to re-tweet it. negative web publicity is a huge deal these days. it WILL make a diff.

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  30. sam

    July 21st, 2009 - 3:25:16 PM

    this is google street view not google earth

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  31. Chris Ronk

    August 15th, 2009 - 7:06:09 AM

    Those aren't nerds. They're Samurai Jackass.

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