“Kunis” sounds like something you’d buy at a Whole Foods for $6.99, but when you put a “Mila” in front of it not only does it sound delicious but it also conjures up images of the most bonerific 70′s babe. Kinda weird that she was actually born in 1983.
I find this off-putting, but what are you going to do. I’m a sucker for details… the least they could’ve done was throw Cheryl Teigs a freakin’ bone. But I digress.
No seriously back to the Chickolith. How hot is Mila Kunis? It’s like someone made a Kewpie doll come to life, or one of those velvet paintings you find at yard sales. She’s as definitive as they come when it comes to 70′s beauty.
But yes, while she may just be content living out her life with her millions of dollars in That 70′s Show syndication money, she also voices the unpopular Meg from Family Guy. Other notable things she has done involve dating Macauly Culkin (the Home Alone kid), and being in a Mark Wahlberg movie. Yep. I mean, that’s cool, Mila. But wouldn’t you rather date me and play Wii all day and do sweet bike jumps on your BMX? It’ll be super rad. Someone tell her agent that there’s a remake of Gleaming The Cube with her name written all over it.
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