Sweet Jesus. It doesn’t get much better than two identical twins who are both multi-millionaires, only date scruffy hipster dudes, and live in one of the most expensive penthouses in Manhattan. There is hope.
I have a dream that one day me and both of them will go on a wild double date to a carnival where they are both on a date with me and I win them two stuffed animals and then we all go on the Ferris wheel and I make out with them. That would be awesome. What would be even more awesome would be if Journey‘s “Faithfully” was playing, too.
Now, a lot of people don’t seem to like the Olsen twins. How come? Are they jealous of their miniature size and thusly their ability to fit into overhead storage units? Probably. Are they jealous of their “Stevie Nicks via Beetlejuice” fashion sense? Most likely. Are they jealous of the fact that they have millions upon millions of dollars? I would wager a bet that that is the most likely of the scenarios. Juuuuust sayin’, internet.
While I find it hard to tell them apart, I feel the need to say that they are both Chickolithable in their own rights: Mary Kate is the rocker, while Ashley keeps it real. Or something. To be honest they’re both 10′s in my book, which collectively makes them a 20.