Chickolith: Kristen Bell

By Ned Hepburn on March 26th, 2009

Kristen Bell is so god-dam adorable that I saw a kitten walk past her and get so bummed out about not being as adorable as her. That kitty then jumped into oncoming traffic. I am not making that up. It actually happened.

One time I was hanging out with Kristen Bell and I had a broken mirror and then she looked into it and SHE FIXED IT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. Don’t ask me how that happened. It was magic. It is clear she is so damn adorable that she is indeed magic. Her formidable list of credits include Veronica Mars, Forgetting Sarah Marshall (in which she played Sarah Marshall), and Heroes (in which she played someone so adorable that it gives every man in the room such a boner that their heads explode).

She really is something special. Hopefully she does something brilliant real soon, as we all here at Manolith are looking forward to the her next work.

Check out these pictures and try not to drool on the keyboard.

Comments

  1. jake

    March 26th, 2009 - 9:00:04 AM

    to be honest, not a big fan of kristen bell. her co-star mila kunis on the other hand - hot!

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    March 30th, 2009 - 3:49:29 AM

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  3. neilbformy

    April 13th, 2009 - 10:45:07 PM

    yea, i dont see it. kristen looks rather manly and doesn't have much of a womanly figure. gotta say there are so many more hot girls out there - and i would agree with jake that mila is soooo much hotter!

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