Try Meat Water!

By Ned Hepburn on March 25th, 2009

Nothin like a tall glass of Pulled Pork with a few ice cubes after a long day at the office, Ill tell you that much.

Nothin’ like a tall glass of Pulled Pork after a long day at the office, I’ll tell you that much.

Oh boy, oh boy. When something like this comes across my desk (note: I don’t really have a desk) I can’t help but chuckle (this chuckling scares the other inmates).

So, remember how a few days ago I was saying that Vitamin Water was getting sued for putting 35g of sugar into each bottle? Well this company is taking the whole “food in a bottle” thing to a whole new level.

For example: how happy are you that Obama is President? Very happy? Well celebrate by drinking a refreshing Kenyan Beef Stew flavored beverage. Had a long day at the office? There’s an icy cold Pulled Pork in the fridge with your name on it (pictured).

This is not a joke, too. I’m glad that someone had the balls to do this. Here’s a list of some of the best flavors. Keep in mind they exist, are available for purchase, and will make everyone really jealous because they are not that awesome enough to have purchased them: