Chickolith: January Jones

By Ned Hepburn on March 23rd, 2009

A wise man once wrote “it takes a lot to bounce back from a relationship with Ashton Kutcher“. That man was me and that moment was right now, because January Jones has effectively done the best Hollywood Shuffle since Gregory Hines. After six or seven years playing minor tv roles and appearing in such “um, sure!” fare as American Wedding, January Jones has finally – and I do mean finally, because she deserves it – has finally gotten herself one of the best roles on television as Don Draper’s wife Betty Draper in AMC’s fucking awesome series Mad Men.

The show already has more hot babes in it than a broken sauna at the Playboy Mansion (zing!) but January really takes it over the edge in terms of Full On Brooding Babeness. Anyone who is a fan of the show will tell you that she’s an “emotional core” of the show, but any male fan will also tell you the two or three minutes in the roughly 26 hours of that whole show that she’s been in a bathing suit. She is just that banging.

I’d write more yuk-yuks about her but I’ll be totally honest: she doesn’t quite get the recognition she deserves. To put it bluntly: no-ones really used to seeing such a hot babe be so damn good at acting since Ingrid Bergman. She’s one to watch, that’s for sure.

Comments

  1. Nick

    March 23rd, 2009 - 12:08:04 PM

    Not sure how they did, but Mad Men has one of the most attractive casts on TV. But yeah, January Jones: Hot

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  2. Cliff

    March 23rd, 2009 - 1:00:54 PM

    Mad Men won an emmy this year if I'm not mistaken. That or a Golden Globe, one of the two...But why was it on AMC?

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