The Worlds Largest Boob Job

By Ned Hepburn on March 13th, 2009

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Some people aspire to build the biggest building. Others aspire to create an empire. Still others desire to tell stories to the world. But there is one woman who has decided that she wanted the worlds biggest legal boob job.

38KKK

38KKK

Shayla Hershey, the brave, valiant soldier of truth and justice decided for herself that she wanted two 38KKK breasts. She had to go Brazil after American doctors wrongly denied her a boob job so big. And lo, with great perseverance comes great payoff: she now has the worlds largest enhanced breasts, according to The Daily Star.

Yes, there IS such thing as an ILLEGAL boob job (according to the Guinness Book Of World Records). Basically, the doctor has to be legit. You’d be surprised at the number of doctors willing to “just go large”.

And wouldn’t you know it that it was her boyfriend who gave her the idea to get the boob job! I know! Who’d have thunk it? And the kicker is: the guy broke up with her when he gave her the ultimatum “its me or your boobs”!

I figure if I type boobs enough Google will send me a gold watch. Boobs, boobs, boobs. Ah, journalism.

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  1. xtina

    March 13th, 2009 - 4:07:18 PM

    ouch, that looks painful on the back.

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