Man With Sword Interrupts Porn

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Who hasn’t this happened to? Imagine you’re sitting there, like you do, watching porn on your TV with the sound up. This is like every other Friday at the Manolith office (we also have chicken wings).

Now imagine that a guy breaks down your door with a sword and says “WHERES THE GIRL?”. This is what happened to this guy. Original guy watching porn – lets call him Guy A – freaks the hell out. Now he is taking the guy to court for breaking and entering.

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Bret Stieghorst and James Van Iveren
It’s one of those small town stories that deserves its rightful place on the blogosphere. Because it could happen to you. Do you inherently trust your neighbors? Do they own swords? Will they come breaking down your doors when you put in ‘How Swede It Is’ or ‘When Harry Met Sally And Then Had Sex With Her’ or my personal favorite ‘Lord Of The G Strings? The point is you don’t know your neighbors.

Watch and laugh, friends. It’s a wonderful story. So good that I might just adapt it to be one of my own bar stories.

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