Monster Hoodies!

By Ned Hepburn on March 6th, 2009

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No. It’s not. Sharks can’t walk! Sharks can’t wear skinny jeans either. So that is not a shark. It’s actually your friend in something that if I had a million dollars would buy at least 8 of these to wear out and about.

Given that the price of an American Apparel hoodie is around $45, these MonsterHoodies are only $50. Given that I my sowing skills are on par with Stephen Hawking’s bowling aptitude, I would gladly pay $5 extra for badass teeth and eyes on my hoodie. Yes I would.

They come in an array of other styles and colors, like grey for a shark or red for a – um – red monster, but the beauty is that all the teeth are different for each monster. For instance, the shark has shark teeth. FASCINATING. Needless to say, if you and the lady are tired of going to parties in t-shirts and jeans, try on a Monster Hoodie and kick some serious ass.

Comments

  1. Shawn S

    March 11th, 2009 - 9:17:41 AM

    I wonder how hard it'd be to make one of these yourself. If I had to guess, I'd say $20 + 30 minutes of your time.

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