The Marshmallow Bra

By Ned Hepburn on March 5th, 2009

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Well, someone had to do it. Someone had to put a marshmallow where a bra was, am I right? I think every guy has been there once in their lives, thinking to themselves “Gee I love breasts, but why not make them delicious?”.

It appears your prayers have been answered, as someone put up online directions to make a marshmallow bra. How awesome is that? Will they make a Sour Patch Kids thong next?

Needless to say this is not something you’ll be able to just pull out of the box on her birthday and go “Surprise, honey!”. It might also look very awkward underneath her sweater, but for everyone else involved this is a brilliant idea. Hopefully you have a girlfriend or a willing female participant that isn’t diabetic and you should be good to go.

So what will it take to make such a wonderful contraption? Well:

• About 30 marshmallows
• String
• Needle (to pull string)
• A rudimentary knowledge of knots

Ideally, your lady friend should be wearing this to a Dentist convention or to wear outside her local Curves.

But don’t forget, you cannot put your lady in the microwave.