First he sided with the Vitamin Water company that just got sued for having more sugar in them than a regular soda. Now, for his next trick, 50 Cent is making a make up line for men.
The man who can’t say no to anything has totally given up on his music career and now is set to just become gloriously mediocre and weird. Having already made America fatter and more diabetic with his sugar water he’s now ready to paint the faces of American males. What will he do next? Fist a goat? Who knows. One can only guess at this point.
Of course, his music career is still “going full steam” if you’re to listen to his manager Chris Lighty. Of course, if you were to listen to Chris Lighty, you’d have a a handful of magic beans and a line of cosmetics for men.
Didn’t Nelly already try this with band-aids? Or Flavor Flav with clocks? It’s just not going to work. Sober rappers are the fucking worst. I’m all for going sober if that’s what you want to do but this? This not only takes the cake but it shits all over it too. Somebody needs to tell the man to stop.
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March 3rd, 2009 - 10:00:44 AM
well i think this should be interesting. men's cosmetics??? hmmm.. i wil have to see what he has to offer there. anythin gthat will make a person look or smell better shoud be useful. provided that it doesn't have any bad side effects.
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