Store Your Rock Band In Your Ottoman

By Ned Hepburn on February 23rd, 2009

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Ever been over to a grown mans apartment and have it look like a 10 year olds bedroom simply due to the disarray of all the plastic-cy instruments? Are you in infact that grown man? Well The Rock Box does what someone should have done a long time ago. No – not silence Gene Simmons – its an Ottoman that can store all your rock band or Guitar Hero instuments neatly inside. The best part is the drums, which just rise up out of the box.

Of course, you also have to come to terms with the fact that you own a ton of plastic instruments. And the fact that technically you’re buying an Ottoman, which is not a manly thing at all, and chances are your girlfriend won’t dig it as it only comes in gray or dark brown. But trust me: once you get this home and rip into “Dont Stop Believing” it’ll be all worth it. Oh yes. Because nothing says “I have made it – I am a man” more than an Ottoman filled with ROCK.

It’s only about $200 (with free shipping!) and available on Amazon.

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    March 4th, 2009 - 3:10:55 AM

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