There are some things that deserve their own infomercials. Things like the Shamwow, the Snuggie, and anything befit by Billy Mays; these are all things that should be purchased by the television viewing masses en mass. Of course, there are other less fortunate inventions that show all the promise yet never quite make it into the national subconscious. Things like the one-touch can opener, no matter how brilliant, never quite make it.
Fortunately I have the next best thing. This motherfucker will change your life. I’m sure you will see this in the homes of any and every discerning individual with good taste. Behold: The Alcohol Gun.
That’s right, folks. Step right up. Just not content with shot glasses? Thought about giving up drinking “until something better came along”? Well this thing SHOOTS ALCOHOL DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH. Sweet tap-dancing mother of God. Why didn’t *I* think of this?
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[...] Fortunately I have the next best thing. This motherfucker will change your life. I’m sure you will see this in the homes of any and every discerning individual with good taste. Behold: The Alcohol Gun. [...]
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