According to NBC, it was a “booty text” that started the fight between Chris Brown and Rihanna.
A booty text? Seriously? And then you decided to beat her up because YOU got a booty text, Chris Brown? Aren’t you dating one of the hottest women in the world?
Seriously, dude. First: turn the phone off. Second: if you’re tapping that Rihanna, don’t go a-wanderin’ in other pastures. Not only are you a stupid man, but your songs are awful too. Oh and you beat women up. Real classy, dude.
Chris, have a seat. Listen. I know what its like: having women throw themselves at you all day long. But here’s a secret I’ve learned from when I was sick in bed for three days straight and watched back-to-back-to-back George Carlin specials: would you rather fuck a 10, or would you rather fuck five 2′s? Let’s be real here: Rihanna is a 10. And I’m preeeeetty sure that girl that sent you the “booty text” was an 8 and a half at best. Seriously.
And the beating up part? That’s all you, dude. I’m not even touching that. If you hit a woman and you’re not Sean Connery – hell, even if you are – it just ain’t cool. Don’t be a dumbass. Shit, go outside for a cigarette or something, Chris. Walk it off. Hell, maybe she WAS in the wrong but that gives you no right to hit a chick. Now you’ve gone and done the stupidest thing in your whole life. Wakka wakka!
Here’s a handy-dandy checklist of lessons we’ve learned from Chris Brown’s dumb ass.
- When you’re with a gorgeous woman – hey! – turn off the phone!
- Booty texts. Don’t “save it in your phone so you can look at it later”. Are you 10?
- If you’re going to fuck with an R&B singers emotions, make sure she’s not the R&B singer that wears a ton of S&M gear at her shows. Girls that are into S&M are usually loose cannons anyway. Best not to mess with them.
- Don’t hit a woman. You idiot. That’s, like, rule #1 in the How To Get Through Life handbook.
- Don’t suck at life. Dude, your songs are bullshit, you’ve lost your sponsorships to milk(!) and gum(!!), and you beat up women. Nice.
What a dumb ass.
via NBC Washington
you dumb ass nigga i love your songs but how could you hit a woman when you talk about lovin them all the time you dont believe nothin you talk about in your songs you just makin money
wtf? who are you? leave CB alone and keep your comments to yourself. you don’t even know what really happened so stfu.
Thank you your face lool
i mean wat chris did was wrong yh but human make mistakes fuk jus cuz he is famous if that happened to sumone hu wasnt famous u lot wouldnt give a fuk….u all exept celebrties not to make mistakes well we all do…..if u were a TRUE FAN we would be there for him supperting him not bringing him down …..CHRIS I STILL LOVE YHO
It is shocking how people can judge others when they don’t know the whole story. I truely feel bad for both of them this will truely hurt both of them in diffrent ways and I love both of their music I will keep them both in my prayers because at the end of the day they are not superstars the are human and that is what a lot of people forget.
chris i love i want to see so but you make dat bitch put u in trouble