Manscaping: The Movie

By Ned Hepburn on February 17th, 2009

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One time, in college, after half a bottle of vodka and a belly full of leftover Thai food I decided it would be a good idea to shave off my short and curlys. To be fair, I was dating a girl who had expressed that it would be a good idea. She also thought ketchup was too spicy; but that’s what hindsight is all about, isn’t it?

Anyway, this is a movie about how far a man will go to satisfy a woman… even if that thing is shaving off all your pubes. Word of advice: don’t do it. After about 72 hours you get a sort of “peach fuzz” thing going on, and then a week later its got the kind of stubble that looks like a picture of a Depression era homeless person. It’s not something you should have to do unless you’re a professional swimmer.

(Photo courtesy of Dharion)