Top 5 Signs of a Bad Valentine’s Day
By Yosef Solomon on February 10, 2009
Valentines day is just around the corner, and we’ve prepared a top 5 list of signs to know if your Valentines Day will be bad:
Top 5 Signs of a Bad Valentine’s Day:
5. The only valentines day card you get is from your mom
4. You put “in a relationship” on your Facebook profile even though you’re single
3. Your girlfriend proposes a threesome with another dude
2. You’re a registered sex offender
1. You’re reading this top 5 list alone on your computer
And feel free to add to this list, but only if your blow up dolls don’t talk back. Even if she does, we’d still like to hear from our Manolith faithful.
(Photos courtesy of freeparking, PinkMoose, NathalieHG & dotbejamin)
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