Not sure what to get for the misses this Valentines Day? Stuck on ideas? Feelin’ kinda dead inside but still wanna make “the magic happen”? Got about ten bucks?
Then step right up, friend! We’ve got the present for you. They’re Fundies™, and I’m sure you’re wondering exactly whats up with these things. Well, get this! It’s underwear. For. Two People. Did I not blow your mind just yet? Well think about this: Funderwear. Fun underwear. And underwear for two people. You were getting a little lonely all in your underwear by yourself, weren’t ya? Well be lonely no more: your loved one (provided she is not built like a barrel) will be toasty and warm in YOUR underwear while YOU are in it. Sounds like fun? Well it is.
I can’t even begin to comprehend the kind of person who would buy these: it’s truly staggering to think that somewhere, someone is making these and putting them into boxes. It’s got to be like the end shot of Indiana Jones with all the crates. Sweet Jesus.
Get your own via Shop In Private.
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